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Leroy Merlin and Builder's. As far as I know they are a new product from CBI, but CBI have been around for donkey's years.

Terrible piece of garbage. For heavy lifting these days, CBI Astute is my go to. For everything else, there's Xiaomi. Astutes are cheaper and more reliable than sonoff, and also local. Oh, and both CBI and Xiaomi apps talk to Google Home, so one consolidated interface with that.

Yeah. About 90.5% of everything I post is tongue firmly in cheek, but thehub has a sense of humour failure occasionally.

Meh, got one warning from mooderation already today, I can take another...

Did you type that whilst wearing a Power Balance hologram bracelet? In my opinion, this is a soft approach from the owners of this site. They must either end all non-cycling related topics/posts/thoughts or allow off topic with proper moderation, not the uneven sometimes too hard and sometimes non-existent moderation currently taking place. A note to the girls' blouses here, if you were offended by content here, stay away from myBB, that'll have you crying to mommy within a couple of threads.

As many have already said, the Titan.

It's from the old days. There used to be these things called drive-ins. They would show two movies and have a break in between them, and during the break (the interval) you would run from your car to the toilets, wee, and then buy popcorn and run back to your car. Good training on a Friday night. Gets the motor revved before the Saturday raceday.

Remember kids, wheel size is not the same as frame size. (even if one is built like @Jewbacca)

I can't believe no one asked the OP how tall the wife is. Maybe she NEEDS a 26er...

He would have been 18? Imagine the dumb **** you said when you were that age being brought up and used against you now? People are no longer allowed to change or grow, are they?

It's better than the original subject of this thread. I mean what the hell was BMC thinking calling their bike "slow one"?

Wot? It's second hand. The buyers set the price, not the sellers.

Well done, buddy. How tiring was the ride home afterwards? That slog really builds character.

Ahem. Seeing as I have some popcorn left over from the classifieds wheels size issue, can we discuss that white pant?

I recommend this for you: Or try fleece gloves.

First time he ever has? You would swear he studied under Cadel.

How so? Bernal was never going to ride the Tour anyway.

ALL CAPITALS!

Just shows that eskom is still ******* with us. The loadshedding is clearly not due to capacity or supply. Demand hasn't gone down since it was suspended and still no collapse of the grid. The problem is they think we are as dumb as they are. The bigger problem is we have almost zero alternative.

I wouldn't. Let him Robbie McEwan his way on his own, or get into a break where he's the fastest in a 2 or 3 up sprint.

Rest him after a pretyy good Giro and let him have a crack in the Vuelta rather.

Impey/Dowsett/Griepel/Woods and go stage hunting.

Pffftttt! I bet the tue for his asthma meds is already in the works for July.

Training fit and racing fit are not exactly the same animal.

Hey, check it out. There's another Pidcock: Joe. https://www.cyclingnews.com/features/introducing-joe-pidcock/