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Also the one on the left was found to be a fake, selling fake ideas and people believing her, no science behind any of what she said.

 

Same for the one on the right, but she is better looking so we like her   :whistling:

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Same for the one on the right, but she is better looking so we like her   :whistling:

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best I rather delete that clip

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amazing! somone posts something against your value system and you have a complete hissy fit - but its ok for you and your mates to consisantly post negative comments about others' beliefs. double standards much?

 

Acting like a chop :ph34r:

 

Maybe he should beef up the arguments......

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That's the thing. It's not unimportant.

 

Everyone is bemoaning the state of the world, climate change, etc., but so few have the balls to put their money where there mouth is and start contributing to change.

From the comfort of your sterile office cubicle. WONDERFUL! Thank you for being the change.

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A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack thereof] and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

 

"Id like some raisin bread please", the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be.

 

Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices whats going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each male patron is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.

 

After many trips shes tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread for herself!

 

Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?"

 

"No," croaks the old man "... But its startin to twitch."

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