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You gonna come with me?

 

I love when people get onto this whole issue around which animals are ok to eat and which aren't based on emotional attachment as to which is friend and which is food. 

I just picked the dog one as it will resonate the most with the audience here.

 

As to the point on selectiveness.

 

Watch the Whale Whores South Park episode...

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in the same way you got triggered by people having a go at your veganism - so other people get triggered by others eating dog, cat, horse, pig, cow, seaweed etc etc.

 

The same people will go on about how people are supposed to be omnivores or how much land is being destroyed by soya plantations or whatever the argument du jour is.

 

You know why vegans get such a hard time by others - it's the constant superiority complex that seems to emit along with the herb infused farts. My comment was aimed specifically at the comment that - oh I don't have kids and therefore my carbon footprint is less and therefore I can eat meat - my point - we can all try and do better 0 without the judgement - without the superiority, without the guilt.

 

Whether overnight we all became vegans, we're still gonna die -that the consequence for living.

From me, I don't think anyone is superior to anyone else - except for your boss, the President, and members of the law.

 

As far as becoming Vegan overnight, nah, I like my vleis too much. Meat is meat, but I can't see myself munching on a cat or a dog burger. Horses? Nah, it would make me think of that horse from The Neverending Story.

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Medical world insisted I won't have one either. I tried for 10 years, including seeing prof. Kruger at the Vincent Palotti Fertility Clinic. Gave up last Feb. Told the wife I am over it, and will not see another doctor about fertility as long as I live.

 

My daughter turned 4 months old last Sunday.

 

After marrying a young beautiful girl, a ninety year old man told his

doctor that they were expecting a child.

"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "There was an absent minded

fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought

his umbrella. Before he realized his error, a bear charged him. He

aimed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed him on the spot."

"That`s impossible!", the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have

shot that bear!"

"Exactly!", replied the doctor.

 

;)

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After marrying a young beautiful girl, a ninety year old man told his

doctor that they were expecting a child.

"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "There was an absent minded

fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought

his umbrella. Before he realized his error, a bear charged him. He

aimed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed him on the spot."

"That`s impossible!", the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have

shot that bear!"

"Exactly!", replied the doctor.

 

;)

I get the humour, but I dont find it funny in the context you quote.

 

Maybe it is friday, so i must be grumpy. Apologies I will go back to the company fridge and try look for the early G&T

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I get the humour, but I dont find it funny in the context you quote.

 

Maybe it is friday, so i must be grumpy. Apologies I will go back to the company fridge and try look for the early G&T

your office has a fridge with G&T .... I need a new office

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I get the humour, but I dont find it funny in the context you quote.

 

Maybe it is friday, so i must be grumpy. Apologies I will go back to the company fridge and try look for the early G&T

 

you are not alone Slowbee.

 

it's a *** joke. 

 

Afrikaans has a nice saying...

 

Hou jouself voor as 'n toffie, en jy gaan gelek word. If you are going to lay that kinda info out, you are making yourself fair game for comments.

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