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Posted

Rent.

 

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Good thing we don't have those okes here in SA

 

Reminds me of that saying / joke about farting that went somewhere along the lines of, 'If it doesn't pay rent, let it out'.

Posted

After marrying a young beautiful girl, a ninety year old man told his

doctor that they were expecting a child.

"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "There was an absent minded

fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought

his umbrella. Before he realized his error, a bear charged him. He

aimed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed him on the spot."

"That`s impossible!", the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have

shot that bear!"

"Exactly!", replied the doctor.

 

;)

Was this man's name Joseph by any chance?

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