DR ◣◢ Posted July 28, 2013 Share How to be a cool mountain biker. This FREE course will cover the following - how to sell your 29errr... for top Randelas- how to buy a proper bike- how to fit flat pedals- your brand new shoes and how to tie the laces- how to look cool in baggies - why lycra is for exhibitionist and shy nudists- bunny hop without clippers- jumping jumps and pumping pump......tracks - why a single trip to Morzine is better than the Epic- dirt roads are evil. How to avoid them- general coolness on and off the bike- how to be faster than you and you too Call now and ill include a special one time free offer of picking the right pair of socks to match the rest of your kit. *stricly no lycra and no 29errrrs... Myra, niterider, Captain Fastbastard Mayhem and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Crispy Posted July 28, 2013 Share Troll DR ◣◢ and Azonic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaper Posted July 28, 2013 Share Must have been a long and boring weekend !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Latent Blue Posted July 28, 2013 Share So you mean to say... I was cooler before I bought all my new gear? Ed-Zulu and Porra 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted July 28, 2013 Share Must have been a long and boring weekend !! You have no idea. Way too many budgies smuggled on ox wagons this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted July 28, 2013 Share So you mean to say... I was cooler before I bought all my new gear? Did you buy kit with your bike's brand name on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruz Addict Posted July 28, 2013 Share How to be a cool mountain biker. This FREE course will cover the following - how to sell your 29errr... for top Randelas- how to buy a proper bike- how to fit flat pedals- your brand new shoes and how to tie the laces- how to look cool in baggies - why lycra is for exhibitionist and shy nudists- bunny hop without clippers- jumping jumps and pumping pump......tracks - why a single trip to Morzine is better than the Epic- dirt roads are evil. How to avoid them- general coolness on and off the bike- how to be faster than you and you too Call now and ill include a special one time free offer of picking the right pair of socks to match the rest of your kit. *stricly no lycra and no 29errrrs... Bwhahahahaha post of the year on the hub. I would like to buy you a bells sir!!! DR ◣◢ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Crispy Posted July 28, 2013 Share Did you buy kit with your bike's brand name on it?Can't find any, so I ride with Specialized on it. Makes me feel fast on my carbon bike whilst wearing my lycra nuthuggers. Gotta try it before you knock it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azonic Posted July 28, 2013 Share Did you buy kit with your bike's brand name on it? So what if he did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baaisikilist Posted July 28, 2013 Share Here we go...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Crispy Posted July 28, 2013 Share Popcorn.10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ChUkKy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted July 28, 2013 Share So what if he did? Really not good. Only sponsored riders should wear branded kit. On sponsored riders look like posers. lerouc and Tiny K 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetseun Posted July 28, 2013 Share You should have saved this for Friday! 2-D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
braailegend Posted July 28, 2013 Share Jeans and T-shirts allowed? Edit: When I wear jeans (Levi) I know I hit jumps/drops better Edited July 28, 2013 by braailegend pierre- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Crispy Posted July 28, 2013 Share You should have saved this for Friday!Too long to wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted July 28, 2013 Share Jeans and T-shirts allowed? Edit: When I wear jeans (Levi) I know I hit jumps/drops better That's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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