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I am gonna go with fat cankles.

 

Cankles also grosses me out.

 

But I think this elephantitis is worse

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Cankles also grosses me out.

 

But I think this elephantitis is worse

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Shame, poor girl.
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Haha so funny, I was also in that pRedicament a few years ago..2 years before marriage Had my R6 in my dining room that was my baby..then marriage..bike remained in dining room for a whole week then had table and chairs moved in so we could entertain and house was all prettied up..ok..so r6 took the space in garage..then came the golf phase and now cycling..needless to say the house became too small..so went on to design and build our new home. My old place was 180m which was ok..but not enough space for golf clubs, rd and mtb, big tv, foos ball table, table tennis board..new house 600m ..200m of ground floor all mine..buddies bikes here for ease od riding..all toys as mentioned above has their own space..bar fridge fully stocked..coffee espresso machine air fryer and a guest pad...what a life..lol..wifey happiness as has enough space to pretty up me with my man cave big boy toys..my pyga, Scott foil 10 smiles on me when I'm naughty and punished to solitary confinement in my dungeon.

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Haha so funny, I was also in that pRedicament a few years ago..2 years before marriage Had my R6 in my dining room that was my baby..then marriage..bike remained in dining room for a whole week then had table and chairs moved in so we could entertain and house was all prettied up..ok..so r6 took the space in garage..then came the golf phase and now cycling..needless to say the house became too small..so went on to design and build our new home. My old place was 180m which was ok..but not enough space for golf clubs, rd and mtb, big tv, foos ball table, table tennis board..new house 600m ..200m of ground floor all mine..buddies bikes here for ease od riding..all toys as mentioned above has their own space..bar fridge fully stocked..coffee espresso machine air fryer and a guest pad...what a life..lol..wifey happiness as has enough space to pretty up me with my man cave big boy toys..my pyga, Scott foil 10 smiles on me when I'm naughty and punished to solitary confinement in my dungeon.

You should put a single bed in that dungeon for yourself :whistling:
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Hahaha who on earth invented a cankle bracelet - I hazard a guess it was a man!

 

That's not a cankle bracelet, thats a neckless used on cankles :eek:

 

Haha so funny, I was also in that pRedicament a few years ago..2 years before marriage Had my R6 in my dining room that was my baby..then marriage..bike remained in dining room for a whole week then had table and chairs moved in so we could entertain and house was all prettied up..ok..so r6 took the space in garage..then came the golf phase and now cycling..needless to say the house became too small..so went on to design and build our new home. My old place was 180m which was ok..but not enough space for golf clubs, rd and mtb, big tv, foos ball table, table tennis board..new house 600m ..200m of ground floor all mine..buddies bikes here for ease od riding..all toys as mentioned above has their own space..bar fridge fully stocked..coffee espresso machine air fryer and a guest pad...what a life..lol..wifey happiness as has enough space to pretty up me with my man cave big boy toys..my pyga, Scott foil 10 smiles on me when I'm naughty and punished to solitary confinement in my dungeon.

 

Show off! :drool:

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Haha so funny, I was also in that pRedicament a few years ago..2 years before marriage Had my R6 in my dining room that was my baby..then marriage..bike remained in dining room for a whole week then had table and chairs moved in so we could entertain and house was all prettied up..ok..so r6 took the space in garage..then came the golf phase and now cycling..needless to say the house became too small..so went on to design and build our new home. My old place was 180m which was ok..but not enough space for golf clubs, rd and mtb, big tv, foos ball table, table tennis board..new house 600m ..200m of ground floor all mine..buddies bikes here for ease od riding..all toys as mentioned above has their own space..bar fridge fully stocked..coffee espresso machine air fryer and a guest pad...what a life..lol..wifey happiness as has enough space to pretty up me with my man cave big boy toys..my pyga, Scott foil 10 smiles on me when I'm naughty and punished to solitary confinement in my dungeon.

 

That is pretty cool!

I would also want to design/revamp my house oneday around my hobbies. (Still just figuring out where it will stand)

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Hypothetical situation:

Wife: "Me or the bike?"

Tumbleweed: "Close the door behind you."

 

Had to laugh when I got divorced. It was the first time my ex-to-be paid any attention to my bikes. They were listed by make and model in the settlement agreement.

 

Now she's got nicer bikes than I have… :unsure:

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I've never heard choose me or the bike.....rather "its either me or cycling', but we worked it out, still married, still cycling.

Now in our new house after two weeks I have my own little man cave. Still needs some sorting but its nice to have space for the bike and all my other stuff.

 

I would suggest you speak to the wife and ask her what she suggests you do and work on a few possible solutions. Sort it out sooner rather than later, if it doesn't work, get her the single bed Wyatt suggested.

 

BTW Haley, those are damn nice bikes you got

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Hypothetical situation:

Wife: "Me or the bike?"

Tumbleweed: "Close the door behind you."

 

Had to laugh when I got divorced. It was the first time my ex-to-be paid any attention to my bikes. They were listed by make and model in the settlement agreement.

 

Now she's got nicer bikes than I have… :unsure:

 

And she's faster :whistling:

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since there are only a hand full of ladies, and i "know" a few of them i will say what the rest of you are too afraid to say MEN GET CONTROL OF YOUR BIATCHAS,,,

 

 

DIPS IS GONE :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

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Hanging from the front wheel is cool... it keeps the felt washers lubed...

My half cents worth.. and wife long gone!

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