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No, the techn... cow died!

I wonder if I can get the Spur chef to inject my Surf n Turf for me, or ask my local Pharmacist to make sure his trays are laced with hGH when I get my Dynojets.... Can just blame them and nobody gets in trouble. Cool.

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My ex-Gf was a pharmacist....or better yet, i swam in the pharmacy dating pool whilst at varsity...

 

they do not handle capsules etc. witht their hands...especially gelatin ones that will melt from warm hands...they use a spatula type of thingie to count the pills /capsules...so where did the contimination come from..??

 

<#Conspiracy_hour>

From the thingy they dump them out in to count. I guess from the spatula thingy as well.

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There is a loading phase with the whole bicarb thing...and also mine has a cooler name :whistling:

 

just buy a truckload of Rennies...repackage them! Call then #GorillaLungs...and punt it here on the Hub...(watch out for Admin!)

 

I'll buy some.. :ph34r:

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They use pill counters.

 

Remember they caught Contador with 50 picograms of clenbuterol.

 

Squier...jokes aside...50 picograms is about fokkol!

This is the real conundrum...at such low levels...contamination of any sorts is real easy!! Heck - I can breathe 50 picograms of garlic right now and the room will clear...

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Squier...jokes aside...50 picograms is about fokkol!

This is the real conundrum...at such low levels...contamination of any sorts is real easy!! Heck - I can breathe 50 picograms of garlic right now and the room will clear...

That's my point, they can detect minute amounts which makes his defence plausible.

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Ok, caught up with page 16!!

 

Thanks for sharing / taking the piss with me... :thumbup:

 

@Daryl - shot bru!! Will be great to see a SAFFA on the international circuit again!

Ps: change pharmacists...soon! rather opt for a traditional healer...even medical aid deductable!

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I wonder if I can get the Spur chef to inject my Surf n Turf for me, or ask my local Pharmacist to make sure his trays are laced with hGH when I get my Dynojets.... Can just blame them and nobody gets in trouble. Cool.

You lads read far too many comic books and fairy stories when you were little. Sometimes things actually are what they are.

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Eldron...as a "real" scientist / chemical dude...I can say this with confidence...modern day Gas Chromatography equipment (not to even mention the DNA testing equipment) can easily detect in the nanogram & picogram range...that is parts per million and parts per billion range...also parts pere trillion range is common nowadays!

 

I for one work daily in the PPM / PPB range when analysing gases in the air...

so, all jokles aside...you need VERY little transfer to make a detection possible!

The equipment they use today is so sensitive it is rumoured that it will even detect a brain in Robert Mugabe.

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