Braai etiket...

[coppi]

I'd rather be in the kitchen, handling some firm potatoes or supple melons than outside working some oke's worse under a dark and smoky lapa. 

From your comments you are either :

1.a gigolo

2.one who wishes or thinks he is a gigolo

3.that scaly dude that can't be trusted around women

4. lonely loser with a perverted imagination

5. none of the above

[Patchelicious]

From your comments you are either :

1.a gigolo - Cippolini

2.one who wishes or thinks he is a gigolo - Pete Kennaugh

3.that scaly dude that can't be trusted around women - Nibali

4. lonely loser with a perverted imagination - Aru

5. none of the above - any Schlek

[Skott5]

I have friends where the wife braais. The hubby just lights the fire. But he is a pom so....

 

There are two rules I live by.

 

1. Never trust a fart the morning after a minight curry take away

2. Never trust an oke who can't braai his own meat 

[Escapee..]

From your comments you are either :

1.a gigolo

2.one who wishes or thinks he is a gigolo

3.that scaly dude that can't be trusted around women

4. lonely loser with a perverted imagination

5. none of the above

 

6. all of the above

[Odinson]

From your comments you are either :

1.a gigolo

2.one who wishes or thinks he is a gigolo

3.that scaly dude that can't be trusted around women

4. lonely loser with a perverted imagination

5. none of the above

 

If you've got a hot wife, I'll invite you two over for a veggie braai and you'll be able to answer that question yourself. 

[Patchelicious]

There are two rules I live by.

 

1. Never trust a fart the morning after a minight curry take away

2. Never trust an oke who can't braai his own meat 

You can't even trust your own bum man.... leave the guys with cool wives out of this

[Robbie Stewart]

Braai Broodjies, mmmmmmmmm. I haven't mastered how to braai them, but I'm getting there.

 

Rule one of the Braai Broodjie: (This is the most important rule)

 

'n Braai Broodjie is 'n DRAAI broodjie.

 

Rule two:

 

Butter the outside of the Braai Broodjie, NOT the inside. This causes it to grill to a nice toasty crisp - in this toasting process, liberally apply Rule One.

• Butter on the inside and outside will inevitably result in Point C) of an unsuccessful braai broodjie being applied.

 

The braai broodjie, when Rules One and Two have been applied, will end up crispy and well toasted, and yet will have perfect balance between juicy tomato and onion slices and evenly melted cheese.

 

A braai broodjie is not succesful if A) The cheese is not melted, B) the outside is soggy, or C) it is burnt beyond recognition. 

 

What goes inside the braai broodjie is up to personal opinion, but what is NOT allowed is no cheese. 

 

Rule Three:

 

Leaving a braai broodjie for left overs the next day is a redcard-able offence, potentially leading to a period of suspension by the Braai Master.

[Kalahari Vegmot]

[Thor Buttox]

6. all of the above (Sagan)

*waits for Gen to arrive *

[coppi]

7. Floyd Mayweather

[MTBeer]

There are two rules I live by.

 

1. Never trust a fart the morning after a minight curry take away

2. Never trust an oke who can't braai his own meat 

who said he can't...?

[Warthog]

 

 

Rule Three:

 

Leaving a braai broodjie for left overs the next day is a redcard-able offence, potentially leading to a period of suspension by the Braai Master.

NEVER!!!!!!!

 

In my house I always braai double-portion braaibroodjies. There is ALWAYS an argument about who stole whose broodjie..

 

That cold one when you get back from cycling...

[Warthog]

My daughter wants this on a t-shirt...

 

 

 

[Patchelicious]

My daughter wants this on a t-shirt...

 

 

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You mean that's what she tells you, pa

[Skott5]

who said he can't...?

 

You know how us men dont go digging around in a womans handbag - Besides not wanting to know whats in there, it's one of those private sanctity's where no man should venture.

 

Well the braai is a man's sanctity.

 

Whilst I admire your mates delegation skills, the helper should be used to bring cold beer from the fridge and wash the dishes later ...   

[BSG]

Double post

Edited August 3, 2017 by BSG