coppi Posted August 3, 2017 Share I'd rather be in the kitchen, handling some firm potatoes or supple melons than outside working some oke's worse under a dark and smoky lapa. From your comments you are either :1.a gigolo2.one who wishes or thinks he is a gigolo3.that scaly dude that can't be trusted around women4. lonely loser with a perverted imagination5. none of the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchelicious Posted August 3, 2017 Share From your comments you are either :1.a gigolo - Cippolini2.one who wishes or thinks he is a gigolo - Pete Kennaugh3.that scaly dude that can't be trusted around women - Nibali4. lonely loser with a perverted imagination - Aru5. none of the above - any Schlek urbanroyal and Shebeen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skott5 Posted August 3, 2017 Share I have friends where the wife braais. The hubby just lights the fire. But he is a pom so.... There are two rules I live by. 1. Never trust a fart the morning after a minight curry take away2. Never trust an oke who can't braai his own meat Pants Boy, BigDL, Hairy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escapee.. Posted August 3, 2017 Share From your comments you are either :1.a gigolo2.one who wishes or thinks he is a gigolo3.that scaly dude that can't be trusted around women4. lonely loser with a perverted imagination5. none of the above 6. all of the above Patchelicious, Odinson, coppi and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinson Posted August 3, 2017 Share From your comments you are either :1.a gigolo2.one who wishes or thinks he is a gigolo3.that scaly dude that can't be trusted around women4. lonely loser with a perverted imagination5. none of the above If you've got a hot wife, I'll invite you two over for a veggie braai and you'll be able to answer that question yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchelicious Posted August 3, 2017 Share There are two rules I live by. 1. Never trust a fart the morning after a minight curry take away2. Never trust an oke who can't braai his own meat You can't even trust your own bum man.... leave the guys with cool wives out of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Stewart Posted August 3, 2017 Share Braai Broodjies, mmmmmmmmm. I haven't mastered how to braai them, but I'm getting there. Rule one of the Braai Broodjie: (This is the most important rule) 'n Braai Broodjie is 'n DRAAI broodjie. Rule two: Butter the outside of the Braai Broodjie, NOT the inside. This causes it to grill to a nice toasty crisp - in this toasting process, liberally apply Rule One. Butter on the inside and outside will inevitably result in Point C) of an unsuccessful braai broodjie being applied. The braai broodjie, when Rules One and Two have been applied, will end up crispy and well toasted, and yet will have perfect balance between juicy tomato and onion slices and evenly melted cheese. A braai broodjie is not succesful if A) The cheese is not melted, B) the outside is soggy, or C) it is burnt beyond recognition. What goes inside the braai broodjie is up to personal opinion, but what is NOT allowed is no cheese. Rule Three: Leaving a braai broodjie for left overs the next day is a redcard-able offence, potentially leading to a period of suspension by the Braai Master. BSG, Underachiever, Fruity and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thor Buttox Posted August 3, 2017 Share 6. all of the above (Sagan)*waits for Gen to arrive * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppi Posted August 3, 2017 Share 7. Floyd Mayweather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTBeer Posted August 3, 2017 Share There are two rules I live by. 1. Never trust a fart the morning after a minight curry take away2. Never trust an oke who can't braai his own meat who said he can't...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warthog Posted August 3, 2017 Share Rule Three: Leaving a braai broodjie for left overs the next day is a redcard-able offence, potentially leading to a period of suspension by the Braai Master.NEVER!!!!!!! In my house I always braai double-portion braaibroodjies. There is ALWAYS an argument about who stole whose broodjie.. That cold one when you get back from cycling... Underachiever, Gen and BSG 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warthog Posted August 3, 2017 Share My daughter wants this on a t-shirt... Patchelicious, PhilipV, Pants Boy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchelicious Posted August 3, 2017 Share My daughter wants this on a t-shirt... IMG-20170720-WA0011.jpgYou mean that's what she tells you, pa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skott5 Posted August 3, 2017 Share who said he can't...? You know how us men dont go digging around in a womans handbag - Besides not wanting to know whats in there, it's one of those private sanctity's where no man should venture. Well the braai is a man's sanctity. Whilst I admire your mates delegation skills, the helper should be used to bring cold beer from the fridge and wash the dishes later ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSG Posted August 3, 2017 Share Double post Edited August 3, 2017 by BSG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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