V12man Posted August 22, 2018 Share I wonder if real deaf people know when their partners are giving them the silent treatment? Why would a real man care? :ph34r: Bonus and coppi 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCreamMan Posted August 27, 2018 Share An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he'slost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his directionwith the intention of having lunch.The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down tochew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the lion isabout to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more aroundhere?" Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the lion, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearbytree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the lion. So, off he goes.The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes adeal for himself with the lion.The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!" Moral of this story...Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youthand treachery! Bull **** and brilliance only come with age and experience. If you don't send this to 2 old' friends right away, there will be 2 fewer people laughing in the world. Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged'. Wannabe, DJR, Piernas Flacas and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted August 27, 2018 Share You know you are getting old when you start finding grey eye brow hairs, never thought I’d become a plucker at 54.... or is it 53 ???? LBKloppers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidersky Posted August 27, 2018 Share the mirror in the bathroom always spoils my day...finish my ride in the morning ...shower and as i jump out the shower feeling on top of the world ...i see this old guy staring back at me ...full of scars and wrinkles...balding scalp...droopy eyelids...grey hair.And what the stuff is up with ear hair growth? Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted August 27, 2018 Share Ha ha, and nose hair too, plus wild eyebrows. All the hair just migrate from your scalp to other places SwissVan, TALUS and Sidersky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shova1 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Ha ha, and nose hair too, plus wild eyebrows. All the hair just migrate from your scalp to other places AKA Hair Expropriation with Compensation - nature takith from the head & givith to the ear & nose. Bonus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted August 27, 2018 Share You know you are getting old when you start finding grey eye brow hairs, never thought I’d become a plucker at 54.... or is it 53 and grey downstairs. No plucking down there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus Posted August 27, 2018 Share aaah the ear and nose thing drives me mad! And the fact that I only ever notice the nose hairs when I'm out and can't do anything about it! SwissVan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porqui Posted August 27, 2018 Share You know you are getting old when you start finding grey eye brow hairs, never thought I’d become a plucker at 54.... or is it 53 Vanity getting in the way ??? SwissVan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted August 27, 2018 Share Vanity getting in the way ??? Nah i just need to get my own magnifying vanity mirror with those plastic sucker feet that i can plak onto my bathroom mirror every once in awhile...or carry in my man bag for those times like Bonus mentioned Bonus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus Posted August 27, 2018 Share There's nothing vane about not wanting to look like a caveman! SwissVan and Sidersky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V12man Posted August 28, 2018 Share aaah the ear and nose thing drives me mad! And the fact that I only ever notice the nose hairs when I'm out and can't do anything about it!http://thelaserbeautique.co.za/pricing/ ..... they can help you out of you hairific problems ... :) Bonus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eccc whippet Posted August 28, 2018 Share we have new "barber shops" around town...the lads know how to cut hair...shave and snip all the extra bits...ears...eyebrows nose you name it...for a small fee ...gone are days where you could only afford to cut hair every 3 months and pay R120 for just a trim...now you get the works. for R30 all inclusive...and they shave you with a cut throat razor. Tromp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted October 6, 2018 Share The Mrs is battling with menopause and has gone onto hormone replacement. Now she has the libido of a 20 year old. I hope the novelty wears off soon as it is interfering with my weekend rides. TheJ, Blokman, LBKloppers and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Help.Me. Posted October 6, 2018 Share The Mrs is battling with menopause and has gone onto hormone replacement. Now she has the libido of a 20 year old. I hope the novelty wears off soon as it is interfering with my weekend rides.Name of the pills........(asking for a friend) IceCreamMan, Underachiever, Tromp and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted October 6, 2018 Share Haven't had to start doping ..................... yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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