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Except for the vulture that is...

 

The Vulture had to return to his peers and report back. He was ridiculed for falling for the age old "dead-human-in-the-grass trick"

He was demoted from scout, he was forced to attend an "intro to identifying carrion" course by the HR department. Further to this, his perch was moved further down, where he constantly got **** from above...

it's going to be hard work, starting from the bottom, to redeem the trust of his fellow vultures.

 

Yoh, long tuesday for someone at work...

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Posted

Except for the vulture that is...

 

The Vulture had to return to his peers and report back. He was ridiculed for falling for the age old "dead-human-in-the-grass trick"

He was demoted from scout, he was forced to attend an "intro to identifying carrion" course by the HR department. Further to this, his perch was moved further down, where he constantly got **** from above...

it's going to be hard work, starting from the bottom, to redeem the trust of his fellow vultures.

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Posted

Fat Buddha = Happy Buddha.

 

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True story, a heavier-than-average mate of mine walks into a T-shirt shop in China and puts on the only XL in the shop, which fits him like a rash vest..

 

The lady behind the counter looks him up and down and says, ahhh, Happy Buddah!

 

She didn't get the sale. 

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