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Got to work this morning, and a fellow staff member "Don't know what happened" and drove into the building, with a yaris. 

I got a Yaris on my Giant Reign...knew they were tough but never thought they were that tough! :ph34r:

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I was in the Southern Drakensberg recently and one morning we could see vultures circle very high overhead. I could make out 2 species and I knew one would be Cape Vultures, but the other one I could not identify, so I asked our guide. He immediately said "bearded vulture!, have you seen them before?" I said no, and he said we'll call them closer later on. So, halfway through the days climb, when we took a rest, he made us all lie down with arms outstretched and keeping still. Playing dead in other words. Within 10 minutes, suddenly, as if out of nowhere, a bearded vulture appeared around the mountain and glided past us at a distance of no more than 20 metres. What an impressive bird. Two metre wide wingspan! Massive! I very quickly made like I was alive! Fantastic experience, although for a few seconds I did get the feeling of being bait!

WOW that must have been seriously cool.

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WOW that must have been seriously cool.

 

 

Except for the vulture that is...

 

The Vulture had to return to his peers and report back. He was ridiculed for falling for the age old "dead-human-in-the-grass trick"

He was demoted from scout, he was forced to attend an "intro to identifying carrion" course by the HR department. Further to this, his perch was moved further down, where he constantly got **** from above...

it's going to be hard work, starting from the bottom, to redeem the trust of his fellow vultures.

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Except for the vulture that is...

 

The Vulture had to return to his peers and report back. He was ridiculed for falling for the age old "dead-human-in-the-grass trick"

He was demoted from scout, he was forced to attend an "intro to identifying carrion" course by the HR department. Further to this, his perch was moved further down, where he constantly got **** from above...

it's going to be hard work, starting from the bottom, to redeem the trust of his fellow vultures.

 

Yoh, long tuesday for someone at work...

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Except for the vulture that is...

 

The Vulture had to return to his peers and report back. He was ridiculed for falling for the age old "dead-human-in-the-grass trick"

He was demoted from scout, he was forced to attend an "intro to identifying carrion" course by the HR department. Further to this, his perch was moved further down, where he constantly got **** from above...

it's going to be hard work, starting from the bottom, to redeem the trust of his fellow vultures.

:clap:  :thumbup:

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Fat Buddha = Happy Buddha.

 

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True story, a heavier-than-average mate of mine walks into a T-shirt shop in China and puts on the only XL in the shop, which fits him like a rash vest..

 

The lady behind the counter looks him up and down and says, ahhh, Happy Buddah!

 

She didn't get the sale. 

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