scotty Posted December 11, 2013 Share I noticed a frosty reception between the Canadian and Russian representatives yesterday at Mandela's Memorial, now i know why Canada has vowed to defend the North Pole and Santa Claus, insisting the mythical figure is a citizen, after Russia ordered its military to step up its Arctic presence. Paul Calandra, parliamentary secretary to the prime minister, cited Canada's claim of the North Pole to bash an opposition party in Parliament.His postal code is H0H 0H0," he said, alluding to a mailing address assigned to Santa by Canada Post. The postal service responds each year to tens of thousands of children's letters from around the world addressed to Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada.The main opposition New Democratic Party, however, insisted that "Santa Claus is a citizen of the world." "We are defending the north further by making a claim on the North Pole," he said. "We know that the (opposition) Liberals do not think that the North Pole or Santa Claus are in Canada. We do. We are going to make sure that we protect them as best we can." Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau agreed, saying: "Everyone knows that Santa Claus is Canadian. http://www.telegraph...the-Arctic.html Edited December 11, 2013 by scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted December 11, 2013 Share Try disprove this: fanievb and Stiglitz86 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellar Posted December 11, 2013 Share http://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2012-01-29-after-hours.jpgsomnocyclism (cycling in sleep). The patient, asleep, sometimes in cycling costume, and sometimes in an undershirt or less, got up, mounted his wheel, and rode about town and in the country. He generally awoke from a fall. On one occasion it was at the foot of a hill, his head on the edge of a pond, and his wheel about thirty feet distant. Another night he found himself suspended by his shirt on a pear tree in his father’s garden. It is not known whether he had descended thither from the roof or was trying to ascend. At other times he would go to his office and work. Once, having stuck over a balance in the afternoon, he found next morning that he had completed it, correcting an error previously not observed. There is no subsequent recollection of what has transpired. He has been observed in hospital to hold a conversation through an imaginary telephone, and again to sit atop a wardrobe with an umbrella up over him. Evidently this man’s disease included a sense of humour. Tumbleweed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted December 11, 2013 Share DIPSLICK and V12man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 11, 2013 Share http://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNAMakes me think of War of the Worlds when they are harvesting people http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-v6LLjMd8O08/UB6Lq_yRBlI/AAAAAAAAAno/Olv0hlagx_c/s1600/war_of_the_worlds_doomsday_final.jpg Captain Fastbastard Mayhem and gummibear 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanievb Posted December 11, 2013 Share Pants Boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davetapson Posted December 11, 2013 Share http://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-10-16-happy-landings.jpgIf you run out of runway before getting airborne, explained bush pilot Tom Claytor, “you shoot off the end of the airstrip, then drop down the 2,000-foot cliff face until you start flying. … It’s a little bit hard to do the first time.” Where is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellar Posted December 11, 2013 Share Where is this? Matekane, Lesotho. Edited December 11, 2013 by Cellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted December 11, 2013 Share http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7jtC8vjXw8 so all crud...except for the slo mo guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowbee Posted December 11, 2013 Share http://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNAno matter how you look at that, those are awesome skills ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmycool Posted December 11, 2013 Share http://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNAThat's amazing! I guess that pilot has done that more than once or twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pappa Bear Posted December 11, 2013 Share http://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ani-pix-9-7.gif Drankmisbruik waarvan die Dominee altyd praat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwan Kemp Posted December 11, 2013 Share Drankmisbruik waarvan die Dominee altyd praat! Die probleem met drankmisbruik is dit lei tot dans, en dans is sonde! Morwa and Ed-Zulu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted December 11, 2013 Share Drankmisbruik waarvan die Dominee altyd praat! As die dominee net bietjie verby die drank kyk , kan hy haar misbruik. Cellar and forkie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 11, 2013 Share I met my wife on the dance floor .... the running man goes into drowning man goes into swimming man routing has always been a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TALUS Posted December 11, 2013 Share I met my wife on the dance floor .... the running man goes into drowning man goes into swimming man routing has always been a winner!Nooooo!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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