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I heard somewhere that he never actually said that, though on the other hand it has been accredited to him in numerous locations, so not actually sure which is correct.

There is always some guy at a party that starts his sentences "Contrary to popular belief......." Before they get to the next word, I have had two tequilas to drink them interesting.

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There is always some guy at a party that starts his sentences "Contrary to popular belief......." Before they get to the next word, I have had two tequilas to drink them interesting.

As Abraham Lincoln said, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" ;)

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I would swim backstroke through a sandpit filled with banana puree then pole vault blindfolded into a pit of starving baboons, whilst wielding only a rusty slinky as my weapon, if it meant I could chew on a  2 year old piece of gum she spat out on the floor of a KFC restroom

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I would swim backstroke through a sandpit filled with banana puree then pole vault blindfolded into a pit of starving baboons, whilst wielding only a rusty slinky as my weapon, if it meant I could chew on a  2 year old piece of gum she spat out on the floor of a KFC restroom

:clap:  :clap:  :clap: ill forward that on to your soon to be bride

:thumbup:  :thumbup: you are most welcome :ph34r:

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I would swim backstroke through a sandpit filled with banana puree then pole vault blindfolded into a pit of starving baboons, whilst wielding only a rusty slinky as my weapon, if it meant I could chew on a  2 year old piece of gum she spat out on the floor of a KFC restroom

Haha water all over my desk from laughing at that one.

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I would swim backstroke through a sandpit filled with banana puree then pole vault blindfolded into a pit of starving baboons, whilst wielding only a rusty slinky as my weapon, if it meant I could chew on a  2 year old piece of gum she spat out on the floor of a KFC restroom

 

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I would swim backstroke through a sandpit filled with banana puree then pole vault blindfolded into a pit of starving baboons, whilst wielding only a rusty slinky as my weapon, if it meant I could chew on a  2 year old piece of gum she spat out on the floor of a KFC restroom

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