MTBeer Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Whats up with all of the purple book covers?Those aren't books - they are Barney DVD's. Pants Boy, Tumbleweed, Hairy and 2 others 5
Oxter Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 I was wondering the same thing. Good colour combination though.Looks like superman is sexually frustrated... Meerkat82 1
Fruity Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Looks like superman is sexually frustrated...Lol, he could be.
Hairy Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Pizza problems... https://youtu.be/YDjZ325eWNk Warren_G 1
Tumbleweed Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Whats up with all of the purple book covers? He likes purple prose?  Looks like superman is sexually frustrated...  Explains the underpants on the outside thing... Those aren't books - they are Barney DVD's. Altogether now..."I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..."
Warren_G Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 I just love how argumentative she gets then accuses him of not knowing the answers
Pants Boy Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016  Explains the underpants on the outside thing... No, no ... he does that because he once fought Chuck Norris. Loser has to wear underpants outside. DJR, Ed-Zulu, Tumbleweed and 2 others 5
bertusras Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Â Tony 'mother flipping' Hawk. 48 years old, exactly 17 years after he landed the first one. Hairy, Warren_G, Meerkat82 and 1 other 4
Skott5 Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Tony 'mother flipping' Hawk. 48 years old, exactly 17 years after he landed the first one.Legend !!  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Readsalot Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Looks like superman is sexually frustrated... Extract from Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: "Assume a mating between Superman and a human woman designated LL for convenience. The problem is this. Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles "a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack." One loses control over one's muscles.Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit? IIIConsider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout. IVLastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between LL and Superman."
Hairy Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 mind the language .... but hell CyberSakkie, Uni, MTBeer and 4 others 7
DJR Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Tony 'mother flipping' Hawk. 48 years old, exactly 17 years after he landed the first one.And he wears a 661 helmet just like me.
Readsalot Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 http://45.media.tumblr.com/81dbfabc8eeb3077f6517f713642d62b/tumblr_o11by17mbN1qzhjh2o1_400.gif CyberSakkie 1
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