MTBeer Posted June 29, 2016 Share Whats up with all of the purple book covers?Those aren't books - they are Barney DVD's. Pants Boy, DJR, Hairy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxter Posted June 29, 2016 Share I was wondering the same thing. Good colour combination though.Looks like superman is sexually frustrated... Meerkat82 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Posted June 29, 2016 Share Looks like superman is sexually frustrated...Lol, he could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted June 29, 2016 Share Pizza problems... https://youtu.be/YDjZ325eWNk Warren_G 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted June 29, 2016 Share Whats up with all of the purple book covers? He likes purple prose?  Looks like superman is sexually frustrated...  Explains the underpants on the outside thing... Those aren't books - they are Barney DVD's. Altogether now..."I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren_G Posted June 29, 2016 Share I just love how argumentative she gets then accuses him of not knowing the answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Boy Posted June 29, 2016 Share  Explains the underpants on the outside thing... No, no ... he does that because he once fought Chuck Norris. Loser has to wear underpants outside. Hairy, Ed-Zulu, Tumbleweed and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skott5 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Warren_G, Meerkat82, Tumbleweed and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertusras Posted June 29, 2016 Share  Tony 'mother flipping' Hawk. 48 years old, exactly 17 years after he landed the first one. Meerkat82, Skott5, Warren_G and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skott5 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Tony 'mother flipping' Hawk. 48 years old, exactly 17 years after he landed the first one.Legend !!  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readsalot Posted June 29, 2016 Share Looks like superman is sexually frustrated... Extract from Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: "Assume a mating between Superman and a human woman designated LL for convenience. The problem is this. Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles "a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack." One loses control over one's muscles.Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit? IIIConsider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout. IVLastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between LL and Superman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted June 29, 2016 Share mind the language .... but hell Uni, Piston ZA, MTBeer and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren_G Posted June 29, 2016 Share barrykm, CDK, Lurch the stalker and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted June 29, 2016 Share Tony 'mother flipping' Hawk. 48 years old, exactly 17 years after he landed the first one.And he wears a 661 helmet just like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readsalot Posted June 29, 2016 Share http://45.media.tumblr.com/81dbfabc8eeb3077f6517f713642d62b/tumblr_o11by17mbN1qzhjh2o1_400.gif CyberSakkie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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