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*Insurance Innovation*

 

With the recent fiasco involving Momentum Insurance and the Ganes Family in KZN ..

Momentum has commissioned some studies which have shown an increasing demand of people not only seeking comprehensive  life insurance, but more 

specifically,  Sex-Life Insurance against casualties occuring during love making:

 

Insurance companies have now formulated the following options: 

 

Option 1: 

If you sleep with your Wife 

-Legal & General 

 

Option 2: 

If you sleep with your wife in your car 

-Auto & General 

 

Option 3: 

If you sleep with someone else's wife: 

-Mutual & Federal 

 

Option 4: 

Sleeping with your mother-in-law 

-Old Mutual 

 

Option 5: 

If you sleep with a Bushman-girl 

-San-Lam 

 

Option 6: 

Sleeping with more than one person at the same time 

-Prestasie or Multiplex 

 

Option 7: 

Taking advantage of the person you sleep with 

-Liberty Life 

 

Option 8: 

Man sleeping with another man 

-Hollard 

 

Option 9: 

Having sex on the spur of the moment 

-Momentum 

 

Option 10: 

Sleeping with your ex-wife 

-Outsurance 

 

Option 11: 

Sleeping with a prostitute 

-Budget 

 

Option 12: 

Having sex with someone you don't even know 

-Discovery

 


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