I have an idea for a new thread...

[PhilipV]

Try this next time: "Raak net eers vir my rustig, want jy klink nou nes jou ma!".

I'll remember that one.

If I go off air and never return, please ask discovery to check motive before paying out my life insurance.

[fanievb]

It's a right of passage for every married man to step into the near fatal 'you sound just like your mother' trap. 

 

I got close once with "you cook like your mother....... "

 

 

[geomark]

  lots of brave people on this thread until their wives get access to their hub accounts

[Readsalot]

  lots of brave people on this thread until their wives get access to their hub accounts

 

Bravery of a confirmed bachelor 

[Sidersky]

I got close once with "you cook like your mother....... "

 

 

If you want to get serious brownie points throw in “You cook better than my mom did”

 

Even better if it’s actually true!

[geomark]

Bravery of a confirmed bachelor 

Or as Roger Waters said "the bravery of being out of range"

[Fruity]

  lots of brave people on this thread until their wives get access to their hub accounts

In my case, the wife sees what I do Le Hub from time to time and she either finds what I post funny, or she gives me a squiff look. She's not phased, especially compared to the k@k we see on FB.

[geomark]

[Thorn199]

Madness

 

[Hairy]

and I said, your mother makes better mash ..... sounds so innocent does it, turns out it is not

 

I got close once with "you cook like your mother....... "

 

[Rob22]

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While he can only move diagonally 

[Sidersky]

Madness

 

Proof that the bigger your testicles, the more buoyant they are.

[forkie]

Proof that the bigger your testicles, the more buoyant they are.

you iether get balls or brains. seldom both

[DJR]

brave man........

Suicide attempt!

[Rigardt@Scott]

I prefer to throw fuel on the fire by saying "raak net eers vir my rustig."

Ek het geweet jy hou daarvan om op die edge te lewe - maar ekt nie geweet jy wil dood gaan nie...

[Hairy]

you only die once!

 

 

Suicide attempt!