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LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND ALL THIS . . . If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed. If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again. If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed. If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

 

HOWEVER If you cross the South African Border illegally you get ► a job, ► a drivers license ► a pension card ► welfare ► credit cards ► subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house ► a free education ► free health care. Perks include: * weapons of your choice. And in South Africa you can: * murder * use drugs * drink and drive * steal * rape

 

But please South Africans - DON’T SMOKE - in public it is illegal!

 

:clap: :clap:

 

I don't smoke luckily so it does not bother me....but the border thing is hilarious! You also forgot about the free housing they get

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LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND ALL THIS . . . If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Iranian Border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan Border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed. If you cross the Chinese Border illegally you may never be heard from again. If you cross the Venezuelan Border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed. If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

 

HOWEVER If you cross the South African Border illegally you get ► a job, ► a drivers license ► a pension card ► welfare ► credit cards ► subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house ► a free education ► free health care. Perks include: * weapons of your choice. And in South Africa you can: * murder * use drugs * drink and drive * steal * rape

 

But please South Africans - DON’T SMOKE - in public it is illegal!

We're living in a dictatorship.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvKIWjnEPNY

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LIED VIR MALEMA!

 

Malema ek wil 'n plaas hê

Watse plaas my Comorad

Wil jy dalk 'n Melkplaas hê

Nee Juju nee

'n Melkery die wil ek nie

Want vroeg opstaan die gaan ek nie

Wat my sal plesier

Is 'n plaas vol koringbier!

 

Malema ek wil 'n plaas hê

Watse plaas my Comorad

Wil jy dalk 'n Beesplaas hê

Nee Juju nee

'n Beesteplaas die wil ek nie

Want drade span die gaan ek nie

Wat my sal plesier

Is 'n plaas vol koringbier!

 

Malema ek wil 'n plaas hê

Watse plaas my Comorad

Wil jy dalk 'n Wynplaas hê

Nee Juju nee

'n Plaas vir wyn die wil ek nie

Want wingerd snoei die ken ek nie

Wat my sal plesier

Is 'n plaas vol koringbier!

 

Malema ek wil 'n plaas hê

Watse plaas my Comorad

Wil jy dalk 'n Wildsplaas hê

Nee Juju nee

'n Plaas vol bok die wil ek nie

Want baie werk die soek ek nie

Wat my sal plesier

Is 'n plaas vol koringbier!

 

Malema ek wil 'n plaas hê

Wat se plaas my Comorad

Wil jy dalk 'n Graanplaas hê

Nee Juju nee

'n Plaas vol graan die wil ek nie

Want oes en plant verstaan ek nie

Wat my sal plesier

Is 'n plaas vol koringbier!

 

Malema ek wil 'n plaas hê

Watse plaas my Comorad

Soek jy dalk 'n Sitrusplaas

Nee Juju nee

'n Sitrusplaas die werk jou vrek

As die trekker staan en die damme lek

Laat die Witman liewer boer

Ek bly lekker in my shack!!!

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Chelsea really are a shadow of their former selves *thinks back to drubbing received at the bridge at the hands of Arsenal :lol: :lol: :lol: *

 

Anyone beating Chelsea is a winner in my books!

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