No Hare Posted June 8, 2012 Share This is what happened. A while ago I cable tied a Pepper/ capsicum grenade to the stem of my bike. The spray mouth angled strait at the cyclist (me). Six months passed before I had to use it. Last night after the rain stopped I went for a ride. On my way home, going up a hill at no more than 10km/h I got body slammed off the bike. I got halve pinned under it while the Reallocation Agent (Rat Ass) went for my head with fist and takkies. Kicking the bike away in an attempt to bring my feet in to play against Ratty, he went for the bike. Already in the saddle Ratty struggled to get away. I grabbed unto the handles and depressed the grenades’ trigger before getting out of the way. 15 seconds worth of compressed habanero is what Ratty got in his face. He went down solid. So, in the end I did not get hijacked.So, for me the grenade did work, maybe it might for someone else.Grenades available from SWAT DEFTAC, they are on the Web. slowpoke, sadamhussein, RacerX and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divernick Posted June 8, 2012 Share Good job, nice result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lizard Posted June 8, 2012 Share Geesh boet, hectic stuff. Glad you and the bike are "ok". So where did this happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Bornman Posted June 8, 2012 Share Nice one. Did you manage to moer him? Edited June 8, 2012 by Johan Bornman bmw1za and DirtyFrank 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Posted June 8, 2012 Share Shweeeet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Cogs Posted June 8, 2012 Share Sheesh Glad you are ok - Mace is the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted June 8, 2012 Share Did you have a conversation with the guy afterwards? The kind that involves only you speaking while your foot is on his head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Brunsdon Posted June 8, 2012 Share +1 BTW where did this happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem44 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Did you catch him and beat the cr@p out of him?I hope you called the cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKvoodoo Posted June 8, 2012 Share You've go to have eyes in the back of your head! Sucks! PLease tell us where Edited June 8, 2012 by BLACKvoodoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bike Mob Posted June 8, 2012 Share Nice one. Did you manage to moer him? Also interested in the return moering he required.... I hope you had steel capped toe MTB shoes on. slowpoke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistler Posted June 8, 2012 Share Glad you are OK! Where did this happen, as I also live in the northern suburbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wannabe Posted June 8, 2012 Share Hope you planted made a permanent implant of your cleats on his face. Good on you. Where exactly did this happen? slowpoke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer4Recovery Posted June 8, 2012 Share NICE! hope you left some crank teeth marks in his skull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted June 8, 2012 Share The joys of South Africa in 2012. Sorry to hear that this happend and that you're OK. Hope you managed to leave a cleat imprint in this twats face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiggzSA Posted June 8, 2012 Share Well done! Glad everything worked out. Waiting to hear where this happened? I ride quite often in the norther suburbs and thought this only happened in the north of the country. I will have to consider some form of protection in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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