When can I stop calling myself a noob?

[Beast Tech]

Man how do you do it? Like ride and still be on the hub and have a post count of over 10000? Like imagine how much time you could have spent on your bike instead of being on the hub? 

[Albatross]

1000 posts will unshackle you my brother....however in real life the fishing analogy rings true

 

First you want to catch a fish

Then you want to catch lots of fish

Then you want to catch a big fish

Then you want to catch elusive fish

Lastly you want to teach people to fish.

 

So lets translate to cycling

 

First you want to ride a bike

Then you want to ride in a race

Then you want to ride a hard race

Then you want to a stage race

Then you stop giving a crap about races and just ride with tjommies for the laughs 

Best answer today

[J∆kk∆ls]

What is the next level up from noob?

Noob +1

[Bomberman]

Man how do you do it? Like ride and still be on the hub and have a post count of over 10000? Like imagine how much time you could have spent on your bike instead of being on the hub? 

I think this is part of  another topic..... smsing and riding...or... hubbing and riding.

[Paul Ruinaard]

When you ride behind okes on the way home (or when they pass you) and you admire the clusters and chains and wheels they are running and know how much they cost....

[Cruz Addict]

Buy yourself a Spez. Then you have earned the right to call yourself a DICK..

there i fixed it for you

[EmptyB]

I wash my bike more often than my car, I've ordered bits of bike online from China, I've recorded rides on a GoPro, is it too soon to drop the noob tag?

What is a noob tag in your mind anyway and why do you give a toss?

[Hairy]

I wash my bike more often than my car, I've ordered bits of bike online from China, I've recorded rides on a GoPro, is it too soon to drop the noob tag?

when you beat your cycling buddy in a friendly sprint

[NotSoBigBen]

there i fixed it for you

I just shake my head sometimes and wonder who's the 'dick' ........

[arendoog]

If a Cajee ,s saleman can tell you something about cycling that you have not heard before  ,you are still a NOOB

[Hairy]

If a Cajee ,s saleman can tell you something about cycling that you have not heard before  ,you are still a NOOB

Same should be said about the cycle shop at Canal Walk

[Wyatt Earp]

i am going to print this (with the author's permission) It is *** snaaks!.   :clap:  

Gooi my bru   

[TIB]

Is a noob a new rubber thingy used to keep tyres inflated before Stans was invented?

 

Ignorance is bliss....

[SwissVan]

Very true, and this can be proven very quickly. How many cyclist own a torque wrench....

 

My torque wrench thingy is still in its plastic wrapping, never been used.

I must be doomed to noob 

[RocknRolla]

I bought a torque wrench on sale from cwc, like a noob i did not check specs, and this specific wrench's lowest setting is 8nm. Too big for most things that require a torque wrench on a bike.

[Albatross]

when you beat your cycling buddy in a friendly sprint

Cycling buddy? Whats one of those?