who is Die MUISHOND?

[Bateleur1]

I think he overtook me on Conterman's last stretch of single track. There was a gust of wind - the trees next to the water bowed their heads in his slipstream - as if the mountain itself revered him - his tyres roared--- muissss and his forks whispered hond as they bottomed out on the bend. And he was gone.

 

I didn't see his face.

 

So he is black then?

[Albatross]

Some say he has an ebike, and that it was only charged once back in 2003, he just likes the extra weight of the battery apparently

[Pikey]

Best laugh I have had all week????????????????????????

[Matchstix]

Some say if he uses snapscan at hoogekraal he gets paid

[BarryH]

Some say he uses his brakes going uphill......

 

and by the time he comes down his brakes are worn out....

[BDF]

Apparently the residue of his fart covers Table Mountain with a white puffy table cloth.

[BDF]

Some say he uses his brakes going uphill......

 

and by the time he comes down his brakes are worn out....

He rides flat pedals barefoot. When he needs to stop he just puts his foot down.

[DJR]

Some say he has an ebike, and that it was only charged once back in 2003, he just likes the extra weight of the battery apparently

Also heard the e-bike bit......and that he charges the battery by riding it!

[Guest notmyname]

I've heard he actually rides on a carpet of Cape Cobras and puffies clear the trail ahead of him.

[nonky]

Some say he used to be called THE BADGER and that muishond is not his real name

[ahmedbadat]

and that one day after his ride his hilux bakkie didnt want to start so he sommer towed it home using his bike

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Some say he used to be called THE BADGER and that muishond is not his real name

[Halfdoesyn]

Noooooooo!

 

That's it for the rest of the day.

[leeubok]

and that one day after his ride his hilux bakkie didnt want to start so he sommer towed it home using his bike

 

So he's tougherererer than his Hilux?

[Bateleur1]

Also heard the e-bike bit......and that he charges the battery by riding it!

 

I heard he charges the batteries while riding.  He pops about two batteries a day.

[Skubarra]

MASTer and Commander

 

Apt!!

 

The girl that took QOM is a dog face