You know cycling's in your blood when...

[Hackster]

You're blocked by a slow person in the aisle at Pick 'n Pay and you find yourself saying 'passing left'...

[bertusras]

You're blocked by a slow person in the aisle at Pick 'n Pay and you find yourself saying 'passing left'... shouting "STRAVA!!!!"

 

Fixed

[pe3nguin]

...there is a lot of unmarked tinfoil in your fridge

[Bloukrans]

...you keep up with Die Muishond

[Cruz Addict]

you try to find a way to tell your wife if your bike had a hole big enough to use she would be irrelivant      

[Jigghead]

Well, that went south pretty quickly...

[Longbarn Killer]

When a hot woman rides past you and you check out the bike and not her.

[Dexter-morgan]

When you get in trouble for being on the bike hub wayyy too much.

[Pulse]

When you have to leave a party/social event early because you have to get up early to ride

[blondeonabike]

1. When an entire wardrobe is filled with only cycling clothes (hubby and I)

 

2. You own more pairs of cycling shoes than high heels

 

3. The number on the scale means nothing to you as far as looks are concerned, its all about how fast you can climb.

[HappyMartin]

This morning on a early run with the dogs I shouted "Car back" to my gf. Should have seen her face. Pissed myself.

[RocknRolla]

Your wife would get upset if you bought jewelry and flowers in stead of bicycle parts....

[Long Wheel Base]

When you have to leave a party/social event early because you have to get up early to ride

I was at a party once in this exact situation. Met a guy at the party who was drinking A LOT and kept telling everyone that he had to be up early the next day to be a bike marshal for a race. So I chatted to him and it was the ride 4 sight, Same race I was leaving early for. What happens? he was the bike marshal for my group. I wont lie I was a little worried knowing how much he was dopping but he still did a good job.

[blondeonabike]

Your wife would get upset if you bought jewelry and flowers in stead of bicycle parts....

A new chain, a bottle of lube and some luvhandles grips are the epitome of romance

[Pikey]

Your cars park outside coz your prestinely kept garage is your bike shop.

You rent a storage unit coz your pristinely kept garage is your bike shop......

[RocknRolla]

A new chain, a bottle of lube and some luvhandles grips are the epitome of romance

 

 

Race entries and away week-ends, centered around events also rate pretty high up.

 

Edit> Your statement smacks of ambiguity....I just read it again...