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Tour commentators.....no,no,no!!!


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I can confirm that Aussies are great. Expat Saffers in NZ, however? It's like they've gone back 100 years. Much like Phil Liggett in his pomp...*

 

* - no, not what the Kiwis do with their sheep...

Can confirm re: Safa NZ expats.

Cannot confirm re: West Islanders.

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S'truth mate... That's some fair dinkum ranting! Make a cuppa, chow a sanga, smash some TimTams, throw another shrimp on the barbie and be grateful these true blue fellas can at least get the riders names right.......

Yeah mate. The OP must have missed his Bunnings snag and was hangry. He was going off like a frog in a sock. Might have been feeling crook and needed to vent.

 

Nobody does. Those West Islanders are an uppity bunch. And don't even get started on their cricket team...

Oi! We're not like the West Rand over here. You know us Queenslanders are good eggs. 

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Oh God, just turned on the first day of the Tour and the bloody Aussies are back!! after the Classic`s and the Giro I really thought we had heard the last of them but no, not to be. 3 weeks of hearing from Matty, Robbie, Stuie, Davey and anybody elsie that you can add a Y or an IE to the end of their name. 3 weeks of hearing how Richie would be 5 minutes up if only he could stay on his bike for the first week, how any Bonza Frog Aussie within 2 hours of the leader is still in with a chance because he won a few races as a school boy and because he`s an Aussie, ditto if he`s a Kiwi but only if he`s an hour down because they don`t make `em like they do in Aus across the Tasmanian, how Calabie is a GC contender if only he could get over a mountain. And worst of all, how far can Matty get up little Petie Sagan`s arse this year before the Australian government does the right thing and makes him an Honorary Aussie because he was seen talking to an Aussie sometime ago and he`s nearly good enough to be one!! the best days are going to be the rest days. A stock market tip to finish with: buy shares in companies that make question marks as this lot use one per comment and anywhere between 2 and 6 with any question, companies won`t be able to keep up with production. 

Wahahahaha ... :clap:  :clap: :clap:  :clap:  :clap: 

Give this man a BELLS ... I loved this opening comment ... great way to start my Monday

 

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Oh God, just turned on the first day of the Tour and the bloody Aussies are back!! after the Classic`s and the Giro I really thought we had heard the last of them but no, not to be. 3 weeks of hearing from Matty, Robbie, Stuie, Davey and anybody elsie that you can add a Y or an IE to the end of their name. 3 weeks of hearing how Richie would be 5 minutes up if only he could stay on his bike for the first week, how any Bonza Frog Aussie within 2 hours of the leader is still in with a chance because he won a few races as a school boy and because he`s an Aussie, ditto if he`s a Kiwi but only if he`s an hour down because they don`t make `em like they do in Aus across the Tasmanian, how Calabie is a GC contender if only he could get over a mountain. And worst of all, how far can Matty get up little Petie Sagan`s arse this year before the Australian government does the right thing and makes him an Honorary Aussie because he was seen talking to an Aussie sometime ago and he`s nearly good enough to be one!! the best days are going to be the rest days. A stock market tip to finish with: buy shares in companies that make question marks as this lot use one per comment and anywhere between 2 and 6 with any question, companies won`t be able to keep up with production. 

 

I think you're protesting too much and are a bit Aussie-curious. Come on, you can admit it, it's a safe space you just want to be one. 

 

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Not on Eurosport, dont hear them.

 

The Brits are still moaning about Cav, seems to be those that only start following cycling in July

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Do you perhaps know the Lotto numbers for this week???

Lotto isn't the same as pro cyclists, pro cyclists are depressingly predictable...

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Yeah mate. The OP must have missed his Bunnings snag and was hangry. He was going off like a frog in a sock. Might have been feeling crook and needed to vent.

 

Oi! We're not like the West Rand over here. You know us Queenslanders are good eggs. 

....still eggs though...ya egg

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In the same way South African's all like Toto's 'Africa'?

Research at many Springbok pubs at closing time the world over has proved this without a doubt.

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