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20 minutes ago, Headshot said:

 

I kind of like this impractical unless you live at the top of Val di Sole, weirdo.Bike Festival Riva 2024   (c) TEBP

 

9 minutes ago, Robbie Stewart said:

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Just wow 😮 

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1 hour ago, Robbie Stewart said:

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Not gonna lie, I think that thing is rad as ****. You'd need to be a very weird geometry human for that to actually fit you, but I think it's awesome. Super-monster gravel bike!

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3 minutes ago, TyronLab said:

Not gonna lie, I think that thing is rad as ****. You'd need to be a very weird geometry human for that to actually fit you, but I think it's awesome. Super-monster gravel bike!

It has that 6 - beer girl / Roxette vibe going for it. 

In public, everyone will agree not to like it, but after 6 beers, everyone likes it, and people who say they didn't have a secret Roxette fetish was lying :D

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42 minutes ago, Headshot said:

Custom painted Ti gravel bikes from the CTCT expo - a cool R200k plus.

 

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nee sies man!

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49 minutes ago, Headshot said:

That is probably a really effective gravel bike. I'd ride it, ugly or not.

I saw a chap drop into one the Tokai snakes on a gravel bike while I was heading up to DH0 a while back. It all looked good, except for those dropper bars. They made me feel very wobbly even just looking at him.

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1 minute ago, The Ouzo said:

its the sprinklings of white gravel underneath it thats making me chuckle

that's why the bike costs 200k. It has to be . . .

 

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1 hour ago, The Ouzo said:

and it still looks ugly

Ugly on the inside too…not just skin deep

 

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1 hour ago, Headshot said:

Custom painted Ti gravel bikes from the CTCT expo - a cool R200k plus.

 

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Pics arent showing for me. But i saw those and i thought most of them were awesome. They have a late 80s/90s cool about them in the weird paint scemes. I’d rock a bike like that for sure. 
my forbidden is more blacked out than nightrider. Even the casette and chain…had to get it out of my system i guess, but i’m already bored with its blandness lol

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43 minutes ago, Robbie Stewart said:

It has that 6 - beer girl / Roxette vibe going for it. 

In public, everyone will agree not to like it, but after 6 beers, everyone likes it, and people who say they didn't have a secret Roxette fetish was lying :D

How many Roxette tickets did you buy on the Discovery pre-sale?  😁

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