Do power balance bracelets really work ?

[Willehond]

I just read the bit on the other Dutch superstitions and I must say they are all funny, except for the one where a guy feels he has to wear another blokes underpants....

 

Sporting superstitions

Sportsmen and women are often superstitious and the Dutch football team has also been known to keep strange habits.

 

Johan Cruijff always made sure he left the changing room last, tapped the goal keeper’s stomach and spat his chewing gum over the centre line before the first whistle blew. Ajax player Sjaak Swart had his daughter kiss his shoes before matches and Gerrie Mühren sometimes used to wear Swart’s underwear. Dutch Goalie Hans van Breukelen (European champion in 1988) wore a medal with a picture of Pope John XXIII

[Dirt*girl™]

hehee Dirt*girl you certainly know how to put most of our minds in overdrive...keep it up...you sound like an awesomely cool chick

 

 

 

Why thank you kind sir.

[Bike Lore]

Does power balance bracelets really work ?

 

Hubbers whom have one , your commets please ?

 

Yes it does. it does exactly what is should do. it restorers the balance, it makes dummer people poorer and smarter people richer

[Zeps]

Mine works no doubt, I haven't fallen off my bike since I got it ..... oh maybe I should mention I haven't been riding my bike so maybe that's why I haven't fallen off

[Zeps]

(Anyone want to see pics of Wesley's chick? It's worth it...)

 

YES

[Mellow]

Yes it does. it does exactly what is should do. it restorers the balance, it makes dummer people poorer and smarter people richer

 

good reply!

[Fisan]

Just when we forgot that Power Balance was a thing ...

 

TRIONZ

(I received an email today  )

 

 

 

"The ZEN DUO-LOOP 4 Magnet wristband features an ION CORE™, central rubberised core infused with powerful negative ion producing minerals"

"Polarized anodized brushed Pod Capsule containing 4 x 1,000 Gauss Magnets with Trion:Z patented ANSPO technology"

"Trion:Z negative ion infused ION CORE™ producing over 1,500 negative ions per second."

http://i.imgur.com/i6JqI0Y.gif

 

 

One of their products:

 

Zen Loop Solo R499

Stylish and functional, the brushed stainless steel power POD features 2x 1,000 gauss magnets working together to produce one of the most powerful products of its type on the market today.

 

Yass.

 

How can people design BS like this?

How can copywriters write BS like this?

How can people with a conscience sleep over BS like this?

 

Sorry bout the formating.

[Wayne Potgieter]

 

Just when we forgot that Power Balance was a thing ...

 

TRIONZ

(I received an email today  )

 

 

 

"The ZEN DUO-LOOP 4 Magnet wristband features an ION CORE™, central rubberised core infused with powerful negative ion producing minerals"

"Polarized anodized brushed Pod Capsule containing 4 x 1,000 Gauss Magnets with Trion:Z patented ANSPO technology"

"Trion:Z negative ion infused ION CORE™ producing over 1,500 negative ions per second."

http://i.imgur.com/i6JqI0Y.gif

 

 

One of their products:

 

Zen Loop Solo R499

Stylish and functional, the brushed stainless steel power POD features 2x 1,000 gauss magnets working together to produce one of the most powerful products of its type on the market today.

 

Yass.

 

How can people design BS like this?

How can copywriters write BS like this?

How can people with a conscience sleep over BS like this?

 

Sorry bout the formating.

 

Running out the door with my cheque book.

 

Gonna buy zillions of these.

[Eldron]

Same question applies to all of these things... What powers them? Nothing cos they're shute.

[Wayne Potgieter]

Same question applies to all of these things... What powers them? Nothing cos they're shute.

Be quiet with your dirty heathen mouth.

 

If it says it does X then it must do....otherwise why would they say it...

 

DUH!

 

 

(where is that darn sarcasm button)

[Eldron]

In that case... I have a Brazilian 5 trillion gauss magnets to sell you. Only 1 bitcoin each ????

[Wayne Potgieter]

In that case... I have a Brazilian 5 trillion gauss magnets to sell you. Only 1 bitcoin each

HA HA HA....

 

The irony in the above statement is amazing.

 

Love your work man,

[Eldron]

HA HA HA....

 

The irony in the above statement is amazing.

 

Love your work man,

Fun fact - there are 10000 gauss in a tesla ????

[Wayne Potgieter]

Fun fact - there are 10000 gauss in a tesla

Explains all of the power.

[nickc]

And finally definitive proof they do not work:

 

I strapped one on my Cannondale today to see how long it would balance by itself using only a Power Balance Bracelet.

 

I started the stopwatch and let go my bike - it promptly fell over !!

 

I repeated the experiment ten times all with the same result.

 

Balance Bracelets do not work !!

[NotSoBigBen]

And finally definitive proof they do not work:

 

I strapped one on my Cannondale today to see how long it would balance by itself using only a Power Balance Bracelet.

 

I started the stopwatch and let go my bike - it promptly fell over !!

 

I repeated the experiment ten times all with the same result.

 

Balance Bracelets do not work !!

When used on a bicycle you need 2 ... Shakes head [emoji453]

 

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