Do power balance bracelets really work ?

[porqui]

Dirt*girl still owes us some pictures - waiting in anticipation.

[Grey Hubs]

I strap an potato on my wrist at night when I go to sleep and make sure I take a shower in the morning....Sure I heard that cures everything???

[Coolspin]

No never. you will only need to talk to your friends and family, as much as possible, until you don't get invited for Christmas anymore.

 

Ahhh, xmas, the special time of year when families come together from all corners of the globe to fight for 2 weeks.

You just may have a cunning plan here Allrounder.

[Allrounder]

HAHAHAHA

[Slowbee]

I strap an potato on my wrist at night when I go to sleep and make sure I take a shower in the morning....Sure I heard that cures everything???

only if the strap cost $100 and the potato was grown in power balance cow manure

[Long Wheel Base]

Wonder which race will be the first to chuck one of these in their goodie bag? 

I had one of those USN ones, still in its box when I threw it in the dustbin. Got in a goodie bag at a USN race.

[Schnavel]

Fun fact - there are 10000 gauss in a tesla ????

 

So 5 of these bad boys will be sufficient to power a Tesla! Someone should tell Mr Musk that all the heavy equipment isn't needed...

[Chingy182]

Power bracelets make you lose your hair.

Just ask AB de Villiers

[Shebeen]

29er 

 

- XC bikes

- Downhill bikes

- Trail bikes

- Enduro bikes

You'd need a powerbalance 29er to win in any of these categories. If you don't believe me, just ask Aaron Gwin

[Shebeen]

Power bracelets make you lose your hair.

Just ask AB de Villiers

there is an antidote

 

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-8c0f324405e394a739f02a9e6da8ffa2-c

 

Edited December 6, 2017 by rider#35

[Chingy182]

there is an antidote

 

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-8c0f324405e394a739f02a9e6da8ffa2-c

 

Haha I laughed so much at the difference now.

 

Before and after.

Before looks like a police mugshot of a man with no confidence.

 

Advanced hair studios first rule was to ditch the power bracelet

[PhilipV]

Power bracelets make you lose your hair.

Just ask AB de Villiers

Not true.

My hair is thinning faster than a model before fashion week and I'm not wearing a powerband.

[CogitoErgoSum]

Yeah they do work. Get yourself one. No, make it two. Put them around your balls. Make sure they fit tightly. Wait a few days. I promise you will be more powerful, more centered, more balanced. And you won't be able to reproduce - society will be ever thankful.

 

#neeblixemkyk

 

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[Pieter1]

And finally definitive proof they do not work:

 

I strapped one on my Cannondale today to see how long it would balance by itself using only a Power Balance Bracelet.

 

I started the stopwatch and let go my bike - it promptly fell over !!

 

I repeated the experiment ten times all with the same result.

 

Balance Bracelets do not work !!

Did it fall to the lefty?

[Vetplant]

(Walks in. Checks calendar: nope, not Friday, also not the 1st of April... Walks away confused)

[jdwet1980]

I strap an potato on my wrist at night when I go to sleep and make sure I take a shower in the morning....Sure I heard that cures everything???

"Everything" is a bit broad. The shower do cure smelly feet and aids.

 

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