Jump to content

Thyolo

Members
  • Posts

    340
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Thyolo

  1. Before you put on long bibs, have a pee and tie a knot in it cos access thereafter is severely limited.
  2. Ok - I liked the doorway thing but not enough for multi-replies. Top tip - don't push "Post Reply" more than once Thyolo2007-05-09 04:08:41
  3. Before buying a 2kg skip full of Cytomax (259.95 at Dischem); resist your stingey urges and buy a sachet of the same flavour 1st. If you don't like apple and berry on day 1, it's unlikely to be your favourite tipple come day 50.
  4. Cycling involves a lot of trial and error so I thought it might speed up the collective learning process, to share some findings from errors. No.1 Now it's cold, do not be tempted to make hot chocolate from your protein whey powder by adding boiling water to it unless you want your mouth full of gritty scum. That's it for now.
  5. 1981, from UK to Holland, Belgium, Luxemburg, Germany, France. 4 of us 1,600km in 3.5weeks, took tents, sleeping bags cooking stuff - 2 paniers and a saddle bag, bungee clipping stuff on top. Romance with a french butcher's daughter on Bastille day. 12 mile climb up the Ardennes. Cycled across Paris inc. Arc de Triomphe. Got a lift in a van to Cherbourg on a rainy Sat. afternoon to catch the ferry. Great trip, knackered the bike put me off distance riding for years.
  6. I've seen that quote and wouldn't want to appear not to be a real climber or upset Mr P. That's why I put a 27 on the back.
  7. All the Proteas need is something to boost morale and team spirit - like a team song. Something jolly to the tune of, oh I don't know, the Okey Cokey? Smith comes in, Smith gets out Kallis comes in and he waves his bat about, Gibbs gets a few but doesn't stick around That's what it's all about. Ohhhh the Hokey Chokey, ohhh the Hokey Chokey Ohhh the Hokey Chokey Knees bend, arms stretch rah rah rah
  8. Should read: Proteas win toss and bat-tle
  9. Thyolo

    Taxi wars

    Wonder if they'll do a version for cyclists? 'Taxi Wars' really takes off 24/04/2007 23:00 - (SA) <?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> <?:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Johannesburg - At least 70 000 South Africans are sufficiently frustrated with their arch enemies on the road - minibus taxi drivers - that they are rushing to beat them up in cyber space. This is according to iLogic, the creators of online game Taxi Wars, who claim to have tapped into the "vein of public frustration". The website has received a whopping 70 000 visitors in the 24 hours since the site first appeared in the media. iLogic director Yoav Tchelet said: "This has been an interesting couple of days we've had to move to a server with greater band width. The public have clearly spoken on the issue." 'The frustration runs deep' The game allows motorists to vent their latent frustration after being overtaken, cut off on the road or delayed while the taxis hog the slow lane one too many times - by pummelling both the vehicle and its driver and then signing off their handiwork by spray painting their name across the shattered vehicle. Shortly after the game entered the public domain, taxi drivers made light of the public's perceived dislike of them, but iLogic said the popularity of the game "serves to prove that the frustration runs much deeper".
  10. Seems to be more against fat people than cyclists - that will make him a heap of enemies in this town. Otherwise, all a bit silly - Flora Clinic seems a nice place though.
  11. This has been funny and sad to follow & I think it's fine what Crux did. Though he won't be short-listed for the Diplomatic Corps, speaking plainly gives the other person a chance to re-consider their actions which is a good thing.
  12. Thyolo

    vatso

    When trying to attract the attention of the man selling ice creams it's ok to shout but better to use your index finger to indicate the number of ice creams you want. ...and did you clock the ear-ring?
  13. Oh dear, looks like it's best to stay home then if my human rights are going to be violated in so many ways.
  14. Thyolo

    Sporza

    Classy and arrogant... "bring out the sugar for the Candy Man" (as Christina would say) Top post
  15. Try these World's Most Dangerous Sports http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/19844/a1833i0_zow.jpg Bull Riding - Dangerous Sport1. BASE Jumping - BASE stands for Building, Antennnae, Span and Earth - these being the fixed objects that masters of this incredibly dangerous sport jump from. BASE jumpers will jump with a parachute off any tall structure including skyscrapers, electrical towers, bridges and cliffs. In the past, BASE jumpers have lept from the Golden Gate Bridge, the Eiffel Tower and the Empire State Building. People who try this sport almost always end up arrested (it's not exactly legal) and some don't even live long enough to get arrested. (We told you it was dangerous.) Stick to lawn bowling. 2. Free Diving - Divers will plunge up to 400 feet (120 meters) underwater in a single breath. At the 2001 Free Diving World Cup, 15 people had to be rescued because of blackouts caused by their brains not getting enough oxygen. 3. Cave Diving - Imagine being more than 100 feet (30 meters) underwater in a deep, cold and dark cave. Divers are well trained but there are so many things that can go wrong which is why this is one of the world's most dangerous sports. You can lose your way, run out of air, your equipment can fail or you can be eaten alive by a cave creature. 4. Speed Skiing - This is the world's fastest non-motorized sport and one of the world's most dangerous sports. Skiers wear special skis and aerodynamic suits to fly down a hill at speeds up to 160 miles (250 kms) per hour! That's almost as fast as a racecar! One crash often means death. 5. Rock Fishing - Unless you're a fish, how can fishing be one of the world's most dangerous sports? Rock fishing involves casting a line into the ocean from the shoreline. People often forget about the tides and are swept http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/19845/a1833i1_tanyastreeterweb.jpg Tanya Streeter - Free Diveraway or are dragged underwater by massive waves. In 2001, 15 people in Australia died while rock fishing. 6. Bull Riding - Jump on a raging bull who hates your guts and try to hang on. That's the name of the game in bull riding. Some of the bulls weigh over 2000 pounds (900 kilos) and can throw a rider off in a split second - and may even stomp on the rider afterwards. Riders suffer broken bones, punctured lungs and even death. 7. Supercross - Athletes fly in the air on a motorcycle while doing backflips, taking their hands off the handlebars and other death-defying stunts. 8. Solo Yacht Racing - In a race around the world, sailors encounter waves, sharks, hurricanes and even pirates. The nearest help can be hundreds of miles away and racers have no control over the conditions they run into. With no one nearby to help them out, racers can lose the race and their lives. 9. Street Luging - Highly modified skateboards are used to race down a hill at speeds up to 80 miles (128 kms) per hour. The pioneers of this sport originally raced down hills in the middle of traffic which made it even more risky. There are now special luges and equipment for the sport which make it much safer. But hey, you're still hitting pavement when you crash. 10. Riding a Bike - We've all heard the phrase "it's as easy as riding a bike." Well, riding a bike can still be dangerous. In 2001, more kids broke bones or dislocated joints riding bicycles than any other sport. What do you think is the world's most dangerous sport? Let Kidzworld know. Related Stories: The Dangers of Cheerleading Extreme Sports Injuries Buzkashi - The National Sport of Afghanistan I'll look up the dangers of cheerleading and let you know if there's anything interesting there.
  16. Thyolo

    Oils

    Canola - the all round winner
  17. It's true, we're ..... wheelie good. (sorry)
  18. Before today's fight to the death for the right to be hammered by Australia in the semis, I thought I'd wish you luck. I don't think Vaughnies Blue army are likely to deliver and only hold out hope that during the course of the game Smith's bottom will suffer a freakish accident with a splintered stump. So, hope it's a good one esp. as I'll be missing a spinning class for it (that's the cycling link).
  19. Am more sore than I expected to be - but thanks for the introduction to the wacky world of dirt, I'll be back. Great meeting more hubbers too.
  20. I'm with BM on this in keeping it simple. I think heavier (rather than fat) riders can have advantages on downhills and flats and our endurance is often better. Apart from the true racers where stick insects always win, a big guy vs a little guy in the middle groups can be evenly matched. I find I'm fighting my shape sometimes rather than working with it.
  21. Oh pleeeeasssse - is that it? Some bored mtbers want to start a fight like one kid punching the other on the back seat of a long car journey? No finesse..... ....and mtbers smell
  22. How good can it be from a man in sandals and socks?
Settings My Forum Content My Followed Content Forum Settings Ad Messages My Ads My Favourites My Saved Alerts My Pay Deals Help Logout