I have an idea for a new thread...

[scotty]

I noticed a frosty reception between the Canadian and Russian representatives yesterday at Mandela's Memorial, now i know why

 

 

Canada has vowed to defend the North Pole and Santa Claus, insisting the mythical figure is a citizen, after Russia ordered its military to step up its Arctic presence.

 

Paul Calandra, parliamentary secretary to the prime minister, cited Canada's claim of the North Pole to bash an opposition party in Parliament.

His postal code is H0H 0H0," he said, alluding to a mailing address assigned to Santa by Canada Post. The postal service responds each year to tens of thousands of children's letters from around the world addressed to Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada.

The main opposition New Democratic Party, however, insisted that "Santa Claus is a citizen of the world."

 

"We are defending the north further by making a claim on the North Pole," he said.

 

"We know that the (opposition) Liberals do not think that the North Pole or Santa Claus are in Canada. We do. We are going to make sure that we protect them as best we can."

 

Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau agreed, saying: "Everyone knows that Santa Claus is Canadian.

 

http://www.telegraph...the-Arctic.html

Edited December 11, 2013 by scotty

[Tumbleweed]

Try disprove this:

 

[Cellar]

http://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2012-01-29-after-hours.jpg

somnocyclism (cycling in sleep). The patient, asleep, sometimes in cycling costume, and sometimes in an undershirt or less, got up, mounted his wheel, and rode about town and in the country. He generally awoke from a fall. On one occasion it was at the foot of a hill, his head on the edge of a pond, and his wheel about thirty feet distant. Another night he found himself suspended by his shirt on a pear tree in his father’s garden. It is not known whether he had descended thither from the roof or was trying to ascend. At other times he would go to his office and work. Once, having stuck over a balance in the afternoon, he found next morning that he had completed it, correcting an error previously not observed. There is no subsequent recollection of what has transpired. He has been observed in hospital to hold a conversation through an imaginary telephone, and again to sit atop a wardrobe with an umbrella up over him. Evidently this man’s disease included a sense of humour.

[gummibear]

[Hairy]

http://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNA

Makes me think of War of the Worlds when they are harvesting people

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-v6LLjMd8O08/UB6Lq_yRBlI/AAAAAAAAAno/Olv0hlagx_c/s1600/war_of_the_worlds_doomsday_final.jpg

[fanievb]

[davetapson]

http://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-10-16-happy-landings.jpg

If you run out of runway before getting airborne, explained bush pilot Tom Claytor, “you shoot off the end of the airstrip, then drop down the 2,000-foot cliff face until you start flying. … It’s a little bit hard to do the first time.”

 

Where is this?

[Cellar]

Where is this?

 

Matekane, Lesotho.

Edited December 11, 2013 by Cellar

[Stretch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7jtC8vjXw8

 

so all crud...except for the slo mo guys

[Slowbee]

http://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNA

no matter how you look at that, those are awesome skills !

[jimmycool]

http://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNA

That's amazing! I guess that pilot has done that more than once or twice.

[Pappa Bear]

http://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ani-pix-9-7.gif

 

Drankmisbruik waarvan die Dominee altyd praat!

[Iwan Kemp]

Drankmisbruik waarvan die Dominee altyd praat!

 

Die probleem met drankmisbruik is dit lei tot dans, en dans is sonde!

[Wyatt Earp]

Drankmisbruik waarvan die Dominee altyd praat!

 

As die dominee net bietjie verby die drank kyk , kan hy haar misbruik.

[Hairy]

I met my wife on the dance floor .... the running man goes into drowning man goes into swimming man routing has always been a winner!

[TALUS]

I met my wife on the dance floor .... the running man goes into drowning man goes into swimming man routing has always been a winner!

Nooooo!!!!!