I have an idea for a new thread...

[Eddy Gordo]

 

 

http://www.backgroundsy.com/file/large/film-frame-play.jpg

[jimmycool]

Download is +\- 55Mb.

http://blog.teamtreehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/InternetSlowdown_Day.gif

 

 

It's worth the wait though     

Edited October 14, 2015 by jimmycool

[Shebeen]

http://www.vice.com/read/slapdash-supercars-324

 

[Patchelicious]

http://www.vice.com/read/slapdash-supercars-324

 

I see nothing wrong with this except the VW badge.

[DJR]

I see nothing wrong with this except the VW badge.

It's missing purple mags!

[forkie]

[Fruity]

https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/videos/10155388600160112/

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/videos/10155388600160112/

That is super cool... 

[MTBeer]

http://www.vice.com/read/slapdash-supercars-324

 

that would be a hit in certain parts of Cape Town.

[Shebeen]

i had to research that. which brought me to these

 

http://viralcircus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/animal-puns-wildammo-3.jpg

 

http://viralcircus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/HAWK-PUN.jpg

 

http://viralcircus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/KOeK5xO.gif

[Shebeen]

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[Shebeen]

http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzE5L2IxL3dRbGJpS2YuMmU5OGQuanBnCnAJdGh1bWIJMTIwMHg5NjAwPg/41ce9bf9/7c9/wQlbiKf.jpghttp://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzIwLzcyL0NBVFBVTi5lOTBiNS5qcGcKcAl0aHVtYgkxMjAweDk2MDA-/6e739470/216/CAT-PUN.jpg

[Shebeen]

A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

 

What does an insomniac, ­agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

 

 

An ancient Greek goes to a ­tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

 

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

 

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.”

 

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.

 

The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

 

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is: Fish

 

A Buddhist monk goes up to a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything.”

 

What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.

A murder is the collective noun for a load of crows. Technically there must be at least three crows to make a murder.

[CyberSakkie]

 

So, did this guy actually translate accurately for JayZ? One hundred and fifty and seventy and one point two.

[Wannabe]

Talk about Zoomer, why does his speech writer not write the figures alphabeticaly and not numericaly?

Surely the goatherder president will not struggle as much to pronounce / read it then?

[Warren_G]

https://www.facebook.com/CarvinH/videos/892098567538173/