PhilipV Posted October 19, 2018 Posted October 19, 2018 Knowing cyclists that bidet will soon be upgraded with carbon fibre bits and a low friction, super high power pump with super adjustable nozzles that will rip your ass hair out and splatter crap stains against the wall and roof...Men just need to be careful with the Automatic Tampon Remover.
geomark Posted October 19, 2018 Posted October 19, 2018 Knowing cyclists that bidet will soon be upgraded with carbon fibre bits and a low friction, super high power pump with super adjustable nozzles that will rip your ass hair out and splatter crap stains against the wall and roof...The Japanese are there already, some of their loos have more controls in the arm rest than the SS Enterprise, I've always been to scared to experiment while on the throne though  Also come with automatic plastic seat cover dispensers for each visit.Â
Eldron Posted October 19, 2018 Posted October 19, 2018 This! Everywhere! Â Not eating meat, recycling, saving petrol and electricity pales in comparison to not having children. Hairy, Milkman, Tromp and 1 other 4
MTBeer Posted October 19, 2018 Posted October 19, 2018 Too much cheese with that bacon dude, you can never have too much cheese. or bacon Wannabe 1
Fruity Posted October 19, 2018 Posted October 19, 2018 dude, you can never have too much cheese. or baconThis: With a bit of grated cheese on top TheJ, Pants Boy, Captain Fastbastard Mayhem and 1 other 4
Eldron Posted October 19, 2018 Posted October 19, 2018 This: With a bit of grated cheese on top  Ahhh the humble bacon and egg. Almost impossible to beat! barrykm and Fruity 2
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