I have an idea for a new thread...

[Slowbee]

 

There must be balance on the planet .....

 

*thanks to the music thread*

[Shebeen]

Any idea how long they been around?

I think assos was started when the word ass only referred to a donkey

[forkie]

my duaghters other favourite.

 

[Slowbee]

[Shebeen]

my duaghters other favourite.

 

i don't know either, and am not curious/dumb enough to research further

[Shebeen]

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=429877547693942

[DJR]

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=429877547693942

   

[Kranswurm]

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=429877547693942

Should wear a leash....

[Kalahari Vegmot]

my duaghters other favourite.

 

Are you using your daughter as an excuse to watch soft porn......?

[Slowbee]

 

Would love to go see this live. I have only seen a small group, would love a full orchestra.

 

And of course wearing the after shave

[Dicky DQ]

Is Vagazzeling still a thing?

[Red Robin]

Is Vagazzeling still a thing?

 

You been watching old episodes of Geordie Shore? 

[Lotus]

 

Would love to go see this live. I have only seen a small group, would love a full orchestra.

 

And of course wearing the after shave

I'd love to see this orchestra. You might laugh at "wa wa waa" but then you'll soon be wanting more. And their other film pieces are awesome.

[Eddy Gordo]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

[Eddy Gordo]

Husband and Wife are Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall .

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell.

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."

He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…

"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

"Well I am in the Bike shop next door to that."

[Stretched@Birth]

 

Would love to go see this live. I have only seen a small group, would love a full orchestra.

 

And of course wearing the after shave

Whilst studying in The Netherlands, I saw it performed with a full choir and orchestra inside this church in Groningen, the Netherlands.  Must admit, I was a little distracted by the young Swedish girl who was my date, but still, an absolutely incredible experience.