who is Die MUISHOND?

[Mamil]

I think he overtook me on Conterman's last stretch of single track. There was a gust of wind - the trees next to the water bowed their heads in his slipstream - as if the mountain itself revered him - his tyres roared--- muissss and his forks whispered hond as they bottomed out on the bend. And he was gone.

 

I didn't see his face.

[Thor Buttox]

I think he overtook me on Conterman's last stretch of single track. There was a gust of wind - the trees next to the water bowed their heads in his slipstream - as if the mountain itself revered him - his tyres roared--- muissss and his forks whispered hond as they bottomed out on the bend. And he was gone.

 

I didn't see his face.

Replacing 'he' with 'it' and that is the perfect metaphor for one of his farts. For that is the power of the Muishond.

[Tubehunter]

"Naaai, wie se hond noem djy die muis?????"

[leeubok]

This is hilarious..     

[DJR]

This is hilarious..     

Agreed, we have enough serious stuff, oh, wait, this IS Muishond serious!

[Ferro]

It is said he only rides dual suss to protect the earth. Last time he rode a hardtail he caused the Grand Canyon.

[Tubehunter]

Some say he is the African Yeti, who if seen out on the trail forces the viewer into an uncontrolled fit of extreme goon riding, as he prefers elusively traversing the mountains, shrouded in secrecy, hunting to reclaim his natural habitat, coming for them all, your KOM! All we know is he is called Die MUISHOND!

[Guest]

I heard he freewheels uphill

[Bloukrans]

Some say he rides the Tygerberg MTB trails without a membership board

[porqui]

Rumour has it that those who say "he" might be wrong - no-one can confirm.

[Meezo]

Some say he rides the Tygerberg MTB trails without a membership board

 

bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

 

YOU WIN! :clap: :clap:

[Guest notmyname]

Others believe Die Muishond walks among us.

[porqui]

Some say he rides the Tygerberg MTB trails without a membership board

 

If you wait a while the membership board catches up!

['Dale]

Some say he rides the Tygerberg MTB trails without a membership board

Hmmmm

Some say he's the only bike rider excempt from carrying a membership board ????

[Spoke101]

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/53bf1505e4b0b3bb7d13b510/t/54114a33e4b0e5bb93d64f96/1410419252516/pelotonmagazine_mrh_thekomkiller.png

[porqui]

MASTer and Commander

 

Apt!!