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Why don't roadies wave/greet?


NickGM

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Happened to me twice yesterday morning, left my home on my way to the Boksburg stadium track, the last guy in that group gave me a death stare as I waved and greeted :lol: , after I finished my ride and on my way back home, I approached another group of roadies, again I waved and greeted and all them just stood there starring at me, it was weird but hey, each to his own I guess :)

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better question, if you take a peloton and position yourself right in the middle. Do you think it would be possible to split the tail end into a Y shape with a well timed potent fart? Or would it more be like fish schooling around a predator?

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I hope all these people who get so hurt at not being waved at, carry some guacamole in their saddle bags for those chips on the Camelbak straps.

Surely those are taboo on a roadie!!!

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Surely those are taboo on a roadie!!!

They are, but if you didnt notice the person with the chip on his shoulder is a MTBer moaning about roadies not waving at him and they are like Camelbaks more than Floyd likes kickbacks.

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Surely those are taboo on a roadie!!!

I'm going to sell myself out at the macsteel race this weekend - will be sporting a serious mtb camelback on road bike :clap:  if the bottlecage spits bottles like a cobra, mtb instincts dictate I make another plan for hydration. I will be getting deathstares I'm sure, but will still great for farts and giggles

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I can ....

 

 

This is a classical oxymoron.

"Mamil or MAMIL is someone who rides an expensive racing bicycle for leisure, wearing endurance- and performance-enhancing body-hugging jerseys and shorts. The word was reportedly coined by British marketing research firm Mintel in 2010." Wikipedia.

Mtb gear = Baggies and loose fitting shirts 

No matter how hard you try you can never be a MAMIL in Mtb gear  :eek:  

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It's actually quite simple: we're too busy going fast

 

I mean what's the point in buying an aerobike and skintight outfit, shave your legs and starve yourself to the ideal weight if you have to cock up all the marginal gains to wave at a bunch dikwiele????

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It's actually quite simple: we're too busy going fast

 

I mean what's the point in buying an aerobike and skintight outfit, shave your legs and starve yourself to the ideal weight if you have to cock up all the marginal gains to wave at a bunch dikwiele????

i dont love this , i freekin lurv this. im the self desiginated greeter in the club bunch. i ride at the back ensuring all the club ride together , i instruct , dont greet , i will say 'Hi Ya' to whoever we pass.

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Yoh bro, you should bump up your fitness level. Then you can ride in front of the bunch with a pained look on your face, not greeting anyone..... all this greeting is giving roadies a good name!

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This is a classical oxymoron.

"Mamil or MAMIL is someone who rides an expensive racing bicycle for leisure, wearing endurance- and performance-enhancing body-hugging jerseys and shorts. The word was reportedly coined by British marketing research firm Mintel in 2010."Wikipedia.

Mtb gear = Baggies and loose fitting shirts

No matter how hard you try you can never be a MAMIL in Mtb gear :eek:

That logic is spot on, airtight argument. But what if I put it to you that they can however be a d0*$?

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