I have an idea for a new thread...

[Tumbleweed]

http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2st55buCt1qbnleeo1_500.gif

 

Everyday I'm buffering...

[alsoran]

I have no problem changing my little guys nappy but the other day he had a blocked nose and we got this snot sucker thing and I told my wife that's her job, I'm not doing that. I know you will never get the snot in your mouth but I don't know, just don't want to do it unless I have to.

 

We have one that uses the vacuum cleaner. Cleaning all the snot out of the attachment  is pretty icky tho.

[Long Wheel Base]

We have one that uses the vacuum cleaner. Cleaning all the snot out of the attachment is pretty icky tho.

Lol Iv heard about those. We got this one to go in the nappy bag but maybe a second one like yours is better for home use.

Can imagine people's faces when i hook up The big green clean machine to the babies nose[emoji1]

[Uni]

this thread has gone all grown up - parenting and stuff - 

PS. I'm late I see but congrats Latent for the new addition to the family. 

[Hairy]

this thread has gone all grown up - parenting and stuff - 

PS. I'm late I see but congrats Latent for the new addition to the family. 

you late .... you pregnant too

[Shebeen]

 

What does happiness look like in your brain?

This little video shows molecules of the protein myosin dragging a ball of endorphins along an active filament into the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex. That produces feelings of happiness.

Or so one person said..

Someone else said it is the motor protein kinesin transporting intracellular material along a microtubule.

I don’t know what it is, but the thought of this little walk happening in my brain makes me smile.

 

 

the disney animated movie "Inside out" describes happiness a bit differently

 

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/e/ed/Joy-Inside-Out-borders.jpg

[RocknRolla]

you late .... you pregnant too

 

My contorted mind also read it like that.

 

[Uni]

you late .... you pregnant too

 

 

My contorted mind also read it like that.

 

Hai Wena!

 

[DJR]

Hai Wena!

 

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I moved my business 5 years ago and the new place has a massive avocado tree outside. Fantastic I thought, and waited for the avos to arrive by the truck load.........except it never happened. So, I started feeding the tree all kind of nice goodies, compost, organic fertiliser, irrigation.......after 2 years still nada avos.  Then I started talking to it, nicely at first, later a bit more sternly. I told it how much I love avos and that it better shape up. By the 3rd year I started taking more drastic measures, all kind of home spun remedies.....like hammering rusty nails into its' trunk.......still not a single avo.   Last year I told a botanist friend about the stubborn avo tree and she had a look at it.......and diagnosed the problem in a flash.........yes, you guessed it........it was not an avo tree after all!   Now my staff joke about how I tortured the poor innocent tree for nothing! And I'm a tree hugger!

[Uni]

I moved my business 5 years ago and the new place has a massive avocado tree outside. Fantastic I thought, and waited for the avos to arrive by the truck load.........except it never happened. So, I started feeding the tree all kind of nice goodies, compost, organic fertiliser, irrigation.......after 2 years still nada avos.  Then I started talking to it, nicely at first, later a bit more sternly. I told it how much I love avos and that it better shape up. By the 3rd year I started taking more drastic measures, all kind of home spun remedies.....like hammering rusty nails into its' trunk.......still not a single avo.   Last year I told a botanist friend about the stubborn avo tree and she had a look at it.......and diagnosed the problem in a flash.........yes, you guessed it........it was not an avo tree after all!   Now my staff joke about how I tortured the poor innocent tree for nothing! And I'm a tree hugger!

bwahaahaaa that's funny. Although considering how off green my green fingers are ... I shouldn't laugh - but i can't help myself. 

[pista]

[RocknRolla]

I moved my business 5 years ago and the new place has a massive avocado tree outside. Fantastic I thought, and waited for the avos to arrive by the truck load.........except it never happened. So, I started feeding the tree all kind of nice goodies, compost, organic fertiliser, irrigation.......after 2 years still nada avos.  Then I started talking to it, nicely at first, later a bit more sternly. I told it how much I love avos and that it better shape up. By the 3rd year I started taking more drastic measures, all kind of home spun remedies.....like hammering rusty nails into its' trunk.......still not a single avo.   Last year I told a botanist friend about the stubborn avo tree and she had a look at it.......and diagnosed the problem in a flash.........yes, you guessed it........it was not an avo tree after all!   Now my staff joke about how I tortured the poor innocent tree for nothing! And I'm a tree hugger!

 

 

Lovely story.

 

Thanx for the comic relief...seriously needed today!!

Keep up the good work

[Skott5]

https://youtu.be/uN8USWKKvsI

[Hairy]

https://youtu.be/uN8USWKKvsI

[Skott5]

 

And making it look easy .. 

[Ed-Zulu]

I moved my business 5 years ago and the new place has a massive avocado tree outside. Fantastic I thought, and waited for the avos to arrive by the truck load.........except it never happened. So, I started feeding the tree all kind of nice goodies, compost, organic fertiliser, irrigation.......after 2 years still nada avos.  Then I started talking to it, nicely at first, later a bit more sternly. I told it how much I love avos and that it better shape up. By the 3rd year I started taking more drastic measures, all kind of home spun remedies.....like hammering rusty nails into its' trunk.......still not a single avo.   Last year I told a botanist friend about the stubborn avo tree and she had a look at it.......and diagnosed the problem in a flash.........yes, you guessed it........it was not an avo tree after all!   Now my staff joke about how I tortured the poor innocent tree for nothing! And I'm a tree hugger!

Whahahaha...avo tree in Slaapstad, with fruit

 

Why the rusty nail?