MTBeer Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.” What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog. An ancient Greek goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?” Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me? A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.” Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react. The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is: Fish A Buddhist monk goes up to a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything.” What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.A murder is the collective noun for a load of crows. Technically there must be at least three crows to make a murder.that 3rd one is Greek to me.
Latent_Blue Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 Talk about Zoomer, why does his speech writer not write the figures alphabeticaly and not numericaly?Surely the goatherder president will not struggle as much to pronounce / read it then? it just amazed me when he said "listen properly" ...like its my listening that causing his speech to sound like its coming from the mouth of a f*cktard... Tromp, Ed-Zulu, mrbaker and 1 other 4
Latent_Blue Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 that 3rd one is Greek to me.read it out loud (or is that a pun?)
MTBeer Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 read it out loud (or is that a pun?)it's not very punny
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) that 3rd one is Greek to me.Euripides = you rip a dese? Eumenides = You men(d) a dese? Edited October 14, 2015 by Myles Mayhew Latent_Blue 1
Patchelicious Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) http://www.vice.com/read/slapdash-supercars-324 The driver must be a D00$ Edited October 14, 2015 by Patchelicious
Wil6 Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 2015-10-14 12.58.58.png So, did this guy actually translate accurately for JayZ? One hundred and fifty and seventy and one point two.Hehe
MTBeer Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 Euripides = you rip a dese? Eumenides = You men(d) a dese?I was going for - Eur a pee dees? Human need dees? Guess that's why I was confused Captain Fastbastard Mayhem 1
Eddy Gordo Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/154786-red-bull-rampage-2015/ Claudios Rampage preview Edited October 14, 2015 by Eddy Gordo
Warren_G Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 LOL! Totally me every morning... Latent_Blue, Josh0 and fanievb 3
hayleyearth Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 LOL! Totally me every morning... Not called "Coffee time" for nothing! Warren_G 1
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