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It is not about mind blown - but about being corrected aka schooled by  a 7 yr old.

 

And I have another 20 something odd years a life time of this to come ... :)

 

 

Slowbee, stick around, another 4 odd years and then you don't even need Google.  Your kids will know everything better.  Regardless of facts and science.

With 1 x First year Engineering and 1x12 year old, I'm feeling very stupid :( :(

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Slowbee, stick around, another 4 odd years and then you don't even need Google.  Your kids will know everything better.  Regardless of facts and science.

It is scientific fact that chewing your toothbrush and hence getting a new one every 3 weeks,  as opposed to moving your head or arm keeps teeth just as clean.

 

My daughter told me!

 

#BOOM! mind blown

 

With 1 x First year Engineering and 1x12 year old, I'm feeling very stupid :( :(

Thanks for the support. I think I will go fetch that early G&T now.

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Didn't the women in those magazines have stars on their boobies?

 

 

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That's the one.

 

A mate of mine sold methylated spirits at school and told the kids it would remove the stars.Made enough for us to go to movies over the weekend.He got a good schooling  on the Monday when the kids came back to school :eek:  :lol:

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It's recommended to wear a fedora and glasses whilst surfing Pornhub. That way, when your wife catches you beating your meat, she won't recognise you and think you're some sexual deviant that broke into the house. 

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