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You say Water Slide Closet. I call that the "Quick, take the emergency exit, my wife is coming up the stairs" Slide Closet.  :devil:

And on alternative days the wife is saying  "Quick, take the emergency exit, my husband is coming up the stairs" ???

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No, Its my slide!!! She can sneak her toyboys out another way! The door will have retina access control!

I'm sure if somebody can afford that they can afford one for each side of the bed so he and she can sneak out whoever they like... ;)

 

In my mind now, I'm just imagining somebody walking in saying to the spouse, "Why do I hear a splash every time I walk into the bedroom..?"

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I'm sure if somebody can afford that they can afford one for each side of the bed so he and she can sneak out whoever they like... ;)

 

In my mind now, I'm just imagining somebody walking in saying to the spouse, "Why do I hear a splash every time I walk into the bedroom..?"

No no no, my house, wont be building her own slide. He can sneak out the window like we did in the good ol days. 

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No no no, my house, wont be building her own slide. He can sneak out the window like we did in the good ol days. 

I hate how difficult this is these days...firstly my age is catching up, and secondly, everyone insists on burglar bars on all the windows... 

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That’s a broomstick on tar and you blame the motorist? What’s happening to yo

Love the comments on twitter. The guy with sjambok must be from a 4x4 forum.

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