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Seems if your name starts with an 'M', you are more prone to going viral for all the wrong reasons...

 

First we had Maryna, of 'lekker, man, lekker' faam...

 

Then of course it was Margaret who put Schweizer Reneke on the map...

 

And now Marelize.  Priceless. 

Don't forget Mariaan (of Suzelle DIY) - How to make a braai pie (see earlier post yesterday)

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The f-word - in Afrikaans or Irish, it's inoffensive, funny and expressive.

With the mom's tone in the video and her clumsiness it is more like ag FFS Marelize not again[emoji2957][emoji22]

 

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The f-word - in Afrikaans or Irish, it's inoffensive, funny and expressive.

https://www.facebook.com/grs.slb/posts/2353387294705976

 

Gus Silber, brilliant!

 

It's like a power outage on your wedding day

It's like a TV license that you're being threatened to pay

It's like trying to get to a meeting when you can't find your keys

It's My ***, Marelize

It's like the Gautrain not running because of a strike

It's like a rugby post suddenly appearing in front of your bike

It's like trying to trace a parcel that was sent from overseas

It's My ***, Marelize

It's like being out of warranty on a faulty appliance

It's like getting another SMS from the Democratic Alliance

It's like tripping on the pavement and grazing your knees

It's My ***, Marelize

Sometimes the world just won't go your way

Sometimes you can't reach your goal

Sometimes you triumph on the field of play

And sometimes you bang into a pole

It's like having a braai and running out of beer

It's like designing a product and Woolworths stealing your idea

It's like someone ordering a pizza with pineapple on cheese

It's My ***, Marelize

Sometimes you can't see the wood for the trees

Sometimes you wonder if you'll ever live a life of ease

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the breeze

It's My ***, Marelize.

*With apologies, ironically, to Alanis Morisette, and Marelize. In case you haven't seen the video: https://bit.ly/2TmapcV

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This video made my day.. the mom's reaction.. moedeloos.. she's gone and fallen again..

 

I am sorry I didn't pick upon this yesterday I would've been laughing for 2 days already.

 

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You know that a #MyFokGenevieve would probably work well too :P

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Was watching one of those Canadian home improvement channels where the response from the owners are nearly always " Oh my God ". ( Very irritating ). Just a thought, what " profanity " would a Canadian atheist use ?

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You have a Capri? My 2nd car ever! Loved it.

 

What model?

Yip. 1972 3 Litre GT. It was going but I had an alternator charging problem and then life happened. It needs a little bit of TLC and then can be driven again. I have a lot of non standard goodies ready to go into her. Luckily I bought everything when I still had spare cash. Just need the time now to do the mods. I love that car like it loves going sideways.

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