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Posted

Why is Johan driving a LHD in Namibia?

 

But I agree with Mrs Patches. Then again, the rod I know how to use doesn't have a reel.

oh ... you are a hand line fishing kind of guy!

Posted

Why is Johan driving a LHD in Namibia?

 

But I agree with Mrs Patches. Then again, the rod I know how to use doesn't have a reel.

Mrs Patch also noticed something that thing in her left hand?

 

Is that a stompie or a long finger nail.

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Mrs Patch also noticed something that thing in her left hand?

 

Is that a stompie or a long finger nail.

 

 

Why is Johan driving a LHD in Namibia?

 

But I agree with Mrs Patches. Then again, the rod I know how to use doesn't have a reel.

Its the butt end of her spliff and its a 2nd hand grey import from the gulf, sheesh, so many questions  :whistling:

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oh ... you are a hand line fishing kind of guy!

You've met me, do you really think I have the patience for fishing? Especially with a handline?

 

or if you want to be really mean

I'm not bourgeoisie enough to own a Landy.

 

Mrs Patch also noticed something that thing in her left hand?

 

Is that a stompie or a long finger nail.

Maybe they shared tne spliffie and that is why Johan is driving north instead of going south as requested?

Posted (edited)

A bit of a feel good laugh on a Friday.

 

So obviously the matrics can't have their usual 40 days celebrations..you know generally take over the school... go have class with gr8s, put a catfish in the school fountain, dress up the statues at the school have a class party etc etc and because the official 40 days falls in an impossible time to actually do anything because of the revised calendar and regulations ..my son and his fellow matrics have declared today their 40 days .. of course an entire grade bunking school is the closest they can have to some sort of celebration.. pretty sure there will be one or 2 day bugs going to school and some hostel kids couldn't get home..

 

Shame at least it is something..their little way of taking over by not being there.. the teachers were not in the loop with this one.. they heard whispers of a party on a farm and made a big thing about that even letters were sent but the kids used that as a distraction to keep the stay away under wraps.. I am sure the teachers probably picked up on it at some point before today [emoji1787]

 

Well played class of 2020[emoji122]

Edited by Gen
Posted

That's a good plan. Lekker to get the teachers to wonder where the kids are.

My 40 days was spent in a state of light concussion after my best mate moered the day lights out of me after he wrongly accused me of stealing his gf the previous night. All I remember of that day was sitting in class and then keeling over. Next thing my mother was escorting me into the doctors rooms.

 

#funtimes

Posted

That's a good plan. Lekker to get the teachers to wonder where the kids are.

 

My 40 days was spent in a state of light concussion after my best mate moered the day lights out of me after he wrongly accused me of stealing his gf the previous night. All I remember of that day was sitting in class and then keeling over. Next thing my mother was escorting me into the doctors rooms.

 

#funtimes

40 days really is one of the big the highlights of your matric year.. and these matrics have lost so much of the celebration of being in matric.. every event is a last..shame I am glad they did something..
Posted

That's a good plan. Lekker to get the teachers to wonder where the kids are.

 

My 40 days was spent in a state of light concussion after my best mate moered the day lights out of me after he wrongly accused me of stealing his gf the previous night. All I remember of that day was sitting in class and then keeling over. Next thing my mother was escorting me into the doctors rooms.

 

#funtimes

Brakpan High?

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