Gumtree Classics

[Cycho]

Was just over at gumtree, and spotted some classic ad titles. The best so far:

 

"Satan silver back mountain bike"

 

"Tennis brats for sale"

 

Got any more?

[Inusc]

Their once was an ad

"Wife for sale"

Then their was and picture of a baboon

[Inusc]

[Titanium]

Their once was an ad

"Wife for sale"

Then their was and picture of a baboon

 

Thanks you made my evening. Almost fell off my chair laughing.

[fabes]

Their once was an ad

"Wife for sale"

Then their was and picture of a baboon

Did the ad also say no need to have google because she knows everything

[JacBrand]

Under the "wanted" section of weddings and functions someone advertised arc welding...

[STRADA]

from junkmail today...

[heed0]

Someone posted an ad of a "Polka Set" instead of Poker Set

[slayer 83]

from junkmail today...

 

WTF? There really should be a facepalm emoticon..

[STRADA]

WTF? There really should be a facepalm emoticon..

 

I had to actually read it slowly, thought i made a mistake reading it......

[STRADA]

My all time favorite from any classifieds including this forum:

 

Where the seller puts as advert Title: Mr

 

classic, brilliant

[RyanB]

My all time favorite from any classifieds including this forum:

 

Where the seller puts as advert Title: Mr

Like this one, made my day

[funjunkie]

[Bos]

saw a "Fishing Rot" for sale just yesterday...

[STRADA]

saw this one now

 

http://www.junkmail....-shirt-18675149

[TimW]

True story:

 

When SA Olympic competitors were asked for their biographies for the media guide, one of the questions (along with age, height, sports heroes, best quote, people you would most like to invite for supper etc etc) was pet hate. The person putting it together decidd to take out answers such as: dogs, cats, fishes and hamsters from about half the competitors.