I have an idea for a new thread...

[No Hare]

[Bonus]

 

I AM HERE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE GROUP FOR A LITTLE WHILE , WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH! MY WIFE SAYS I AM IN THIS GROUP EVERY 20 SECONDS AND SHE CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! WE ARGUED AND SHE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HER OR THE GROUP. SO I AM GOING TO BE OFFLINE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES WHILE I PACK HER BAGS, AND CALL HER AN UBER! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK....

 

 

An old one but . . . .

 

Man: "I've won the lottery - pack your bags"

Wife: "That's amazing! What should I pack - summer cothes? Winter clothes? Where are we going . . . .?" 

Man: "Just pack your bags.....  and get out!"

[Fruity]

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[DJR]

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Like a bike chain Escher artwork

[BSG]

I clicked like with the image of a bra-less 20 year old in my head, but then I remembered there are some where they MUST please wear a bra, nobody wants to see your nipples poking out the bottom of your skirt.

Something like this [emoji6]

[Bateleur1]

Something like this [emoji6]

 

Like the old lady who wanted to commit suicide.  She read that for a woman to shoot herself through the heart she needs to shoot roughly two finger widths above the left nipple.  The old lady shot herself in the knee.

[Fruity]

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[geomark]

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I'm your biggest fan...

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[Tuxstir]

[Hairy]

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I would just cut my arm off before removing that hook

[Patchelicious]

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[The Ouzo]

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reminds me of the first time I went fly fishing.

 

Was standing next to the dam in dullstroom, just getting the casting right and then the wind gusts in a different direction, hook goes into the back of my hand.

Luckily nowhere near as spine tingling as this pic though.