Frosty Posted November 1, 2021 Posted November 1, 2021 Winners of the best 2021 Halloween costume. Steven Knoetze (sk27), Duane_Bosch, Hairy and 3 others 6
Hairy Posted November 2, 2021 Posted November 2, 2021 50 minutes ago, alik123 said: here's an idea about cybersports is gaining tremendous popularity right now, and you follow cybersports please do elaborate
Frosty Posted November 2, 2021 Posted November 2, 2021 This weekend, I had to ask someone to move their car from the gravel shoulder, as it would be blocking the traffic heading north. He pointed to the embroider logo on his shirt and said, “I am a Commissaire.” So I replied, “I know, but you are parked in the temporary lane used to by traffic heading north”. And when the reply came, “But I must be allowed to access the route to drive behind the cyclists.” I thought of the following joke: A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!" SwissVan, Steven Knoetze (sk27), splat and 8 others 11
Bonus Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 Not sure if this was posted on here already or not . . . . Patensie, The Ouzo, coppi and 1 other 3 1
coppi Posted November 3, 2021 Posted November 3, 2021 48 minutes ago, Bonus said: Not sure if this was posted on here already or not . . . . Orla ?
splat Posted November 4, 2021 Posted November 4, 2021 9 hours ago, 'Dale said: Skillz Ye Olde Uber Eats 'Dale 1
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