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[PhilipV]

Hahaha yes, but not in that way. Moving house, far less “fun”.

less hubbing more moving!!

 

Just joking, good luck, moving sucks. Hope you get to sit in your new place tonight with a tall, ice cold G&T, well any adult beverage of choice will suffice. 

[Hairy]

[Allrounder]

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[Eddy Gordo]

[Eddy Gordo]

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[Patchelicious]

less hubbing more moving!!

 

Just joking, good luck, moving sucks. Hope you get to sit in your new place tonight with a tall, ice cold G&T, well any adult beverage of choice will suffice.

I wish man! The people I bought the house from weren't able to move into their house today. They are really old and I felt bad for them, so I said they can stay there till next weekend

 

So I just moved my stuff into storage for the time being, will move it into the new place next weekend. But I will be doing some Gintervals this evening!!

[Warren_G]

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[Eddy Gordo]

Mr Smith was an older man with a young wife. They were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. 

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

'Good morning, he said, "I've come to..."

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

'Have you really?" Said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!" Gasped Mrs. Smith.

"In my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" Asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" Said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied, "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh .. . . .equipment?"

"It's true, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand for very long."

Mrs. Smith fainted.

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[Shebeen]

[Hairy]

I have seen that somewhere between Kroonstad and JHB ..... just a mad mass of people descending on the truck and taking what they can carry ... including kids carrying away goods.

 

One of our commuters said he saw a refrigerated truck with chickens in that had set alight...the firemen were rolling up their hoses, and people were pulling and taking charred chickens out of the rubble with "goey" stuff from the insulation and plastic dripping off ... 

[Shebeen]

FACTS OF THE DAY

Today in 1834 slavery is abolished in the Cape Colony.

 

 

Humans are the only mammals that develop breasts that are permanently enlarged.

 

 

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[Lurch]

 

 

I have seen that somewhere between Kroonstad and JHB ..... just a mad mass of people descending on the truck and taking what they can carry ... including kids carrying away goods.

 

One of our commuters said he saw a refrigerated truck with chickens in that had set alight...the firemen were rolling up their hoses, and people were pulling and taking charred chickens out of the rubble with "goey" stuff from the insulation and plastic dripping off ... 

Coincidentally we were talking about this in the office this morning and one of the guys said he said his sister's office is next to a petrol station and she told him about the one day there was some problem and petrol was flowing down the road and people were scooping it up.

I'd like to see what happened with that contaminated fuel...

[Hairy]

Coincidentally we were talking about this in the office this morning and one of the guys said he said his sister's office is next to a petrol station and she told him about the one day there was some problem and petrol was flowing down the road and people were scooping it up.

I'd like to see what happened with that contaminated fuel...

and collecting while smoking?