I have an idea for a new thread...

[Lurch]

and collecting while smoking?

I am now just picturing Zoolander where those guys died in a freak gasoline fight accident...

[Eddy Gordo]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic…

"Try doing it with the engine running."

[Hairy]

I am now just picturing Zoolander where those guys died in a freak gasoline fight accident...

[MTBeer]

 

FACTS OF THE DAY

Today in 1834 slavery is abolished in the Cape Colony.

 

 

Humans are the only mammals that develop breasts that are permanently enlarged.

 

 

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/PGA+Championship+Previews+1-BNvTCRWhgl.jpg

 

 

Spaz rider?

[Bateleur1]

Spaz rider?

 

No Makro rider 

[Eddy Gordo]

http://forums.mtbr.com/attachments/fifty-years-old/1082500d1468729883-50-joke-thread-13658917_10154046867376773_8061393004633919874_n.jpg

[Eddy Gordo]

Great Quotes of A Sexual Nature By Famous Folks


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 560SL." *Lynn Lavner

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." *George Burns 

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." *Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." *Jack Nicholson" 

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." * Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" *Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." *Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" *Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !" *Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." *Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." *Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." * Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." * Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." *Oscar Wilde

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." *George Burns

[Readsalot]

Since the Friday trash talk has already started, here's Charlize Theron who says she's gonna kick your ****ing ass.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcC-0DQAX8q/

 

 

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[Hairy]

Since the Friday trash talk has already started, here's Charlize Theron who says she's gonna kick your ****ing ass.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcC-0DQAX8q/

 

 

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Was I the only who was shouting pick me pick me?

[Warren_G]

Can never been unseen [emoji23]

 

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[Lurch]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcM_pY8FjNS

 

Now I have seen it all...

 

BMW branded Specialized e-bike at the launch of the new BMW X-3.

 

I presume double pricing comes standard since you have both brand names on the bike (and even the waterbottle...)

[Robbie Stewart]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcM_pY8FjNS

 

Now I have seen it all...

 

BMW branded Specialized e-bike at the launch of the new BMW X-3.

 

I presume double pricing comes standard since you have both brand names on the bike (and even the waterbottle...)

 

That explains those pedals...I reckon they somehow had to still keep the bike "affordable"...

[Lurch]

That explains those pedals...I reckon they somehow had to still keep the bike "affordable"...

I was like, "That *** would be the first to go" when I saw the pedals.

[DJR]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcM_pY8FjNS

 

Now I have seen it all...

 

BMW branded Specialized e-bike at the launch of the new BMW X-3.

 

I presume double pricing comes standard since you have both brand names on the bike (and even the waterbottle...)

I think I'll wait until e-bikes improve to a level of aesthetics that at the very least don't make me feel like puking.

[Patchelicious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcM_pY8FjNS

 

Now I have seen it all...

 

BMW branded Specialized e-bike at the launch of the new BMW X-3.

 

I presume double pricing comes standard since you have both brand names on the bike (and even the waterbottle...)

Doesn’t have a vertically mounted shock, so no thanks!!

[bertusras]

Doesn’t have a vertically mounted shock, so no thanks!!

 

Bruh