Hairy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Ed-Zulu, Bateleur1 and Eddy Gordo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Rata-tat-tat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Lurch the stalker, Fruity, Bateleur1 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Andrew_Smith, Lurch the stalker, Albatross and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Lurch the stalker, DJR, BSG and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Eddy Gordo, Andrew_Smith, DJR and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porqui Posted December 4, 2017 Share Not much has changed. From what I hear, our pilots here at SAA can pay for a rolex for each of their family members. There is a story doing the rounds her in technical at the moment that an A340 captain left a payslip in the cockpit and it was found by a technician. I never saw it or a picture but if the rumor is truth then our pilots are VERY well paid. Time for development pilots hey !? You know the saying - pay them peanuts ...... Bateleur1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchelicious Posted December 4, 2017 Share Time for development pilots hey !? You know the saying - pay them peanuts ......Dumbo loved peanuts and he flew better than many SAA pilots... Lurch the stalker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted December 4, 2017 Share ................You know the saying - pay them peanuts ......The way SAA was "flown" the past decade or so, there may well be nothing left for them to fly before too long. Edited December 4, 2017 by DJR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted December 4, 2017 Share An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!You've got your taste back. That will be $500.Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so," Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer" DJR, Readsalot, Andrew64 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:#9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.#8 - Life is sexually transmitted.#7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.#6 - Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.#5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.#4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.#3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.#2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.#1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. Readsalot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Grandpa: The GamblerThe IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.""I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?"The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead."Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.Grandpa says, "Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he ends up urinating all over the auditor’s desk.The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. "Are you okay?" the auditor asks. "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!" MSquared, Readsalot, Hairy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted December 4, 2017 Share Keep going Eddy   Akon and Sepia 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni Posted December 4, 2017 Share Kalahari Vegmot, MTBeer, Long Wheel Base and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Keep going Eddy     hahahahahahahahahahaha Thats all for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchelicious Posted December 4, 2017 Share The lols https://instagram.com/p/BcSIP82lt4Z/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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