I have an idea for a new thread...

[Readsalot]

Inappropriate touching in Hollywood is getting out of hand.

 

[Readsalot]

This made me grin.

 

 

[Sepia]

and this little Gem will be doing her thing there tomorrow night

 

Wish she would come to Durban.  Thought she was "out-there" when she first came onto the scene.

[Lurch the stalker]

*Pooping Tom

I'm ashamed I didn't think of that.

[Eddy Gordo]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling Out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.

Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

[Eddy Gordo]

http://forums.mtbr.com/attachments/fifty-years-old/1170689d1512424339t-50-joke-thread-image024.jpg

[Hairy]

Hey ... my boss just brought me coffee ... wonder what he wants

[MTBeer]

Hey ... my boss just brought me coffee ... wonder what he wants

what a knob. it's too fekking hot for coffee.

[Hairy]

what a knob. it's too fekking hot for coffee.

.....never too hot

[Slowbee]

Hey ... my boss just brought me coffee ... wonder what he wants

but will you give him what he wants

[Lurch the stalker]

Hey ... my boss just brought me coffee ... wonder what he wants

I think you just got given your Christmas bonus...

[Hairy]

but will you give him what he wants

I am easy like that

 

I think you just got given your Christmas bonus...

And it was good 

[MTBeer]

 

http://www.capetownetc.com/news/bakoven-parking-bay-selling-r1-1-million/

Edited December 7, 2017 by MTBeer

[Hairy]

   

[Bateleur1]

   

 

I can hear the nurse say in the ER room .... "Doctor we have another one of those Mountain biker fellas with a GoPro up his throat"

[Kalahari Vegmot]

   https://youtu.be/a7C54GEtTh4

Was wondering how someone could be so stupid as to even test that out.

 

Then it hit me...