I have an idea for a new thread...

[Long Wheel Base]

I kid you not, my wife has smacked me awake at some ghastly hour to tell me I must stop breathing...

 

She also seems to know precisely when I have had enough beer...i.e. the second one is always enough.

 

When I am braaing, I am always burning the meat. This is the same meat she eats and then declares that "she can't justify going to a restaurant for a steak, as this is much tastier than restaurant steak." Without fail. Every time.

 

I did however draw the line at pink shirts. I just refused when she tried. She pouted. I threatened to leave her. She relented. It's been 20 years, and we are still happy.

 

 

I'm also still ahead on the pink shirt thing .......... wait a bit........now that I think about it........I suppose that is just because she doesn't like or wear pink herself!  OK, I'll just count it as a minor win! 

 

 

Does this mean you compromised and bought the salmon coloured shirt instead?

Mate of mine rocked up to a braai in a pink shirt. We were like wtf is that. He tried as hard as he could to convince us it was salmon but he failed. BUT he did say something that kept most(probably all) of us quite. He said well how many of you are guaranteed action tonight for wearing your manly coloured shirts. Clearly he folded for another reason.

[Long Wheel Base]

reminds me of my ex 

 

She wanted a cockatoo, i did not

So we compromised and got a cockatoo 

HAHA. I was watching a program this weekend about house hunting for bargains. She wanted to spend $200k. He wanted to spend $500k. They bought for $197k.

[Hairy]

Mate of mine rocked up to a braai in a pink shirt. We were like wtf is that. He tried as hard as he could to convince us it was salmon but he failed. BUT he did say something that kept most(probably all) of us quite. He said well how many of you are guaranteed action tonight for wearing your manly coloured shirts. Clearly he folded for another reason.

that is called a win win situation

[Long Wheel Base]

that is called a win win situation

He probably left the braai early as well. 

[Bateleur1]

He probably left the braai early as well. 

 

He went to the braai for one reason and one reason only ... to brag.

[Robbie Stewart]

Does this mean you compromised and bought the salmon coloured shirt instead?

 

I can honestly and unequivocally say "NO"...I am not, nor will I ever be, a fan of pink,both the colour and it's associations, nor the singer..

[Eddy Gordo]

[MTBeer]

I own a pink shirt. I quite like it. I'm also over 50 so I don't give a f..k what anyone else says about it.

 

So there...

[MTBeer]

p.s. but the singer is super k u k

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

I own a pink shirt. I quite like it. I'm also over 50 so I don't give a f..k what anyone else says about it.

 

So there...

This. Except for the over 50 part. Tsek with that. 

Edited October 7, 2019 by Captain Fatbastard Mayhem

[forkie]

I own a pink shirt. I quite like it. I'm also over 50 so I don't give a f..k what anyone else says about it.

 

So there...

i will go one better - i have pink jeans. love them. Luckily i am comfortable enough with my manhood not to give a single f..k what anybody else thinks of them.

 

I am nearly 50. Best part about being elderly is not giving a f..k

[Hairy]

I own a pink shirt. I quite like it. I'm also over 50 so I don't give a f..k what anyone else says about it.

 

So there...

flip ... never knew you were that old

[Blackbeard]

I own a pink shirt. I quite like it. I'm also over 50 so I don't give a f..k what anyone else says about it.

 

So there...

Mine is Fuchsia.

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

This is a 12 image panorama of our milky way galaxy over the iconic Lions Head mountain in Cape Town, South Africa.

 

Credits: Kyle Goetsch, South African photographer (http://www.facebook.com/kyleincpt)

 

I need to get something like this... 

[DJR]

Mine is Fuchsia.

Hey watch the swearing    

[BSG]

My mom and I owned a Steers take away many moons ago, something like this happened in the restaurant one day. Lady ordered Chicken lunch box (2pc chicken, chips and salad), King Steer Burger and chips, Club Sandwich, chips and salad. And then I've asked her what she wanted to drink and lo and behold, she asked for a diet coke.