Swany05 Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 Im pretty sure he'd be ded Please tell me that's a halloween costume...
Patchelicious Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 Please tell me that's a halloween costume...No its not. Its a real picture, I read the news story. Disc brakes are extremely dangerous!
Patchelicious Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 .That would be cool if he wasnt riding a scooter!
Skubarra Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 I'm not sure what is more disturbing. The topic or the spelling. Sigh.. When you copy jokes from the internet and can't even get the spelling right... How difficult can it be...
geomark Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 Sigh.. When you copy jokes from the internet and can't even get the spelling right... How difficult can it be...Not very able seamen Skubarra 1
Patchelicious Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 I'm not sure what is more disturbing. The topic or the spelling. Who needs KY when you have Heinz
stefmeister Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 Who needs KY when you have Heinz They obviously prefer crusty curtains. Yellow crusty curtains.
DJR Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 I'm not sure what is more disturbing. The topic or the spelling. I live close (downstream) to one of their campuses and I tell you, this is NOT FUNNY! All jokes aside, the fnukcing City of Cape Town allowed them to build additional buildings and double the number of students (good thing) ............without doubling the capacity of the parking or the sewers (bad thing) . Now both get clogged regularly! Like I said, Not funny! Not when the **** hits the streets! Mostly it is woman specific things doing the clogging, I always thought, but I can see what introducing a bit of glue into the equation will do!
Eddy Gordo Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 I'm not sure what is more disturbing. The topic or the spelling. Even more disturbing was to witness students from various floors shouting f... off go back to you own land etc to a 30 sometthung homeless man this afternoon
NotSoBigBen Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 It had been snowing all night. So at .... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead 8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa 8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role 8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction 8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services 9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse. SwissVan, Bateleur1, Fruity and 5 others 8
Patchelicious Posted November 1, 2019 Posted November 1, 2019 (edited) It had been snowing all night. So at .... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead 8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa 8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role 8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction 8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services 9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse. Luckily you didn’t make a black snowman, as the far right police would have harassed and arrested them them for no reason. Edited November 1, 2019 by Patchelicious
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