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I AM HERE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE GROUP FOR A LITTLE WHILE , WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH! 1f622.png MY WIFE SAYS I AM IN THIS GROUP EVERY 20 SECONDS AND SHE CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! WE ARGUED AND SHE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HER OR THE GROUP. SO I AM GOING TO BE OFFLINE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES WHILE I PACK HER BAGS, AND CALL HER AN UBER! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK....

 

 

An old one but . . . .

 

Man: "I've won the lottery - pack your bags"

Wife: "That's amazing! What should I pack - summer cothes? Winter clothes? Where are we going . . . .?" 

Man: "Just pack your bags.....  and get out!"

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I clicked like with the image of a bra-less 20 year old in my head, but then I remembered there are some where they MUST please wear a bra, nobody wants to see your nipples poking out the bottom of your skirt.

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Something like this [emoji6]9a7cac838d54dcc03911201a5d8c4829.jpg

 

Like the old lady who wanted to commit suicide.  She read that for a woman to shoot herself through the heart she needs to shoot roughly two finger widths above the left nipple.  The old lady shot herself in the knee.

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