WhuYu Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 Had the same experience as you Gemmerbal . The story that comes to mind is one that said to me;"You dont mind a bit of biting" and I thought I am game for that -how bad can it be ... a bit of nibbling etc. No.. this one went T-Rex on me , I had to get a Tetanus shot. ROFL..............................sprayed coffee on my keyboard....................this is too much................. gemmerbal and HDW 2
HDW Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 Come on tell us. Here's my highlights reel of Cray-Cray out there. Names have been changed to protect me more than anyone else: Haha, nice post. All your stories are so nice though, I'm sure you are a great guy. If I were to post some of my pre-marriage stories here I'll probably get kicked of the Hub.
Red Robin Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 I would love to hear a lady's take on this from their perspective RE the stereotypical guy's!One day...... ????
gemmerbal Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) Come on tell us. Here's my highlights reel of Cray-Cray out there. Names have been changed to protect me more than anyone else: T-Rex: Read my earlier post in the thread-I still have the scar on my inner thigh The Dog Lover: The first thing she told me was she loved her dog more than anybody and that it is the best boyfriend she ever had. Well I thought it wasnt going to much competition if her idea of a boyfriend was a hairy drooling mess that didnt use eating utensils. I was wrong. Miss Selfie: Okay this one was a bit better although every morning her FB Profile would be a new selfie. Also helped that and she did cycle which was a huge tick in the positive column. So we were cycling along and I dropped back behind her as a gentlemen would as it was a narrow shoulder. She asked me if I was looking at her bum, I said Yes. She said well you aint getting any of that until 90 days, wth? No matter what. So much for spontaneity. The deal breaker was when one night I went over to her place around dinner time to DIY. She didnt feed me, and fell asleep on the couch while watching TV and ignoring me. Clocked out on that one. The parents also had a pig that lived in the house and the pig scared me-think Hannibal movie Active Annie with a Boss-Crush: One of my colleagues set me up with this one -had a great chat on the phone-she cycles and runs. So first date we go to ride and run. We start running and this chick starts jawing within kms I knew her whole family history from the name of her grade 1 teacher to the second cousin. In that time she got my name wrong 3 times. Then she starts telling me how great her Boss is, that carries on till the end of the run. Now we go Mountainbiking and I get us lost a bit -only 2kms longer that what the route says and I get it in the neck and she says: My boss never gets lost. Anna Wintour: No I didnt date the one they made the Devil Wears Prada movie of. But she was exactly like her. Took me four attempts to get a date because she was always working, going to work, at work or still at work. Arrives an hour late for the first date-no excuse-I should just be gratefull to bask in her presence -she sits there taking calls and shouting at her underlings. Thinking back I should have just walked out but I was curious like when you were small and knew not to put your fingers in the wall socket but you did anyway. One evening after work I popped in at her office and there was one her staff giving her a manicure and when she was done she did the dismissive.: that's all carry on. That was the sticking the finger in the plug moment. The cool buddy: We all have that one girl that is a friend and hangs out with the guys -trains with us and is just a great girl-the type you know wont give you crap even if you are late for the movie she will buy the tickets and have the popcorn ready. Has the same sense of humour as the guys. Has a knockout body but got slight smack with the ugly stick. But there is no spark not even a match in sight. She will be a great wife and not give you **** about anything which is why it wont work because these girls are just to good. Ms Right: That was my little Unicorn. She talked just enough, was just active enough (even though she Marelized a boom gate entering the reserve on the Mtb's while we were on our second date. Terrible sense of homour -thinks she is funny. But she is just right with just enough crazy, enough buddy and enough pets to work. We are together now for 6 years. you mean you want to hear howi was tied up, fed some dodgy red capsule to ensure I could "stay up all night" before untying me in the morning to go to play 36 holes of tournament golf? nevermind the increased heart rate, the "drippy nose" which required antibiotics, the multiple candle wax and rope burns, bum chafe, I can go on and on... but that was the fun part. the part where you get emotionally played like a piano is where hell starts. haha. enough? Edited March 12, 2019 by gemmerbal Wheelsuck 1
Hairy Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 sounds like you live in Houtbay?you mean you want to hear howi was tied up, fed some dodgy red capsule to ensure I could "stay up all night" before untying me in the morning to go to play 36 holes of tournament golf? nevermind the increased heart rate, the "drippy nose" which required antibiotics, the multiple candle wax and rope burns, bum chafe, I can go on and on... but that was the fun part. the part where you get emotionally played like a piano is where hell starts. haha. enough? Skubarra, HDW, Amberdrake and 1 other 4
gemmerbal Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 sounds like you live in Houtbay?boerewors curtain Hairy 1
Paul Ruinaard Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 When i met my now wife (which happened not long after my divorce was final) some of my mates were pi##ed off cause they were all enjoying my dating stories and living vicariously through my ups and down. One went so far as to express his displeasure to my now wife. Was a bit uncomfortable explaining that one... Zatopek, BigDL, Amberdrake and 3 others 6
Stretch Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 Some of you blokes are making divorce sound a lot more fun and exciting than it it really is in reality BigDL, Shebeen, Skylark and 3 others 6
New Landy new life Posted March 12, 2019 Author Posted March 12, 2019 Some of you blokes are making divorce sound a lot more fun and exciting than it it really is in realityThe fun starts after we get over the hurt and realise that you cannot undo what's done and dusted and move on without looking back too often. [emoji106] Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk Swany05, gemmerbal, Honkdonk and 1 other 4
gemmerbal Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 The fun starts after we get over the hurt and realise that you cannot undo what's done and dusted and move on without looking back too often. [emoji106] Sent from my SM-G960F using TapatalkCorrect Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
PhilipV Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 Haha. No, “gemmerbal” is a genetic condition thanks to my Irish forefathers. Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkSolank dit nie 'n blou bal of 'n (baie seer) pers een is nie
gemmerbal Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 Solank dit nie 'n blou bal of 'n (baie seer) pers een is nie[emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Hairy Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 but then he get's to walk like a cowboy .... cowboys are cool .... right?Solank dit nie 'n blou bal of 'n (baie seer) pers een is nie
PhilipV Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 but then he get's to walk like a cowboy .... cowboys are cool .... right?No. The advent of Gillette, skinny jeans and motorized transport as rendered Cowboys obsolete. Hairy 1
gemmerbal Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) No. The advent of Gillette, skinny jeans and motorized transport as rendered Cowboys obsolete.whats a skinny jean??? Edited March 14, 2019 by gemmerbal
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