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you have already been pointed to the appropriate thread on the previous page. entertaining as this will surely prove to be, can we NOT discuss your vegan boner here please. thanks

OK morne. Just had to answer some of my questions.
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OK morne. Just had to answer some of my questions.

 

Are you not the little **** that wanted advice on how to be the best in the world?

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Are you not the little **** that wanted advice on how to be the best in the world?

No that was another kid called Kyle Tolmay a$$hole.
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The guy didn't even mention some of the most important aspects. He didn't even mention how foggy your bloods plasma was when eating meat compared to not eating meat. He did talk about the Penis thing but the study cleary showed that your boners are more erected at night time than meat-eaters boners...

 

 

Do you have a white glove?

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olive oil is a surprisingly good lube...on bicycles too :ph34r:

 

 

 

 

 

jokes aside, i've applied a drop of olive oil to external rusty gate locks and they have been flawless for nearly 2 years.

the Mediterraneans know what they're doing

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So it's been a whiiiiiile since I've been on here...glad to see it hasn't changed.......

did you bring your pitchfork ? the mob can always use more members...hunting witches is time consuming

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did you bring your pitchfork ? the mob can always use more members...hunting witches is time consuming

I'll try my best to smuggle it past airport security.....
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I think he's won the trophy 3 years running...

White-Glove definition..

providing or involving meticulous care, attention, or service.

"you went to the best restaurant in town where they gave you white-glove service"

From Oxford

 

Still don't get it?

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